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Topic: Shrek Award
Posted By: KeriBOI
Subject: Shrek Award
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 8:04pm
Shore Boyz Shrek Award
Nominations due to happenings while at Shore Boyz Events

Venue - New Brew
What happened?

Half way through the evening

LB says "oh btw, none of you guys are driving that car out there that had its lights on when I came in?"

BA says "oh #*%."

Thanks to FT and a little jump start things are ok.

So who gets nominated? LB or BA?


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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!



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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 8:14pm
Lets just say LB is my favorite guy lol hehehe sh1t happens to us all but twice as much to me, lucky it was the wifes Nissan not my bugger truck. good night guys enjoyed it alot

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 9:59pm
Quote: Originally posted by KeriBOI on 04 January 2006
Shore Boyz Shrek Award

So who gets nominated? LB or BA?




Both: LB for not saying anything for two hours and BA for having his lights on at 4pm.




Posted By: Woody
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 10:22pm
BA was trying to avoid the land rocks, there was some fog about.....


Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 10:27pm
Cold blooded, but funny none the less.  So will it still be windy tomorrow, hint hint??  Dan


Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 10:58pm
Quote: Originally posted by KeriBOI on 04 January 2006
Shore Boyz Shrek Award
Nominations due to happenings while at Shore Boyz Events


If its While at Shore boys events there is a few......

Bender falling up the stairs when getting home qualifies

BA Slamming a 7ftr against the windows qualifies

LB not scoring (nuff said) qualifies

KY's tantys Qualifies

Failing to shout back qualifies

Ski telling us about phone books qualifies

Ohsifs Pulling shorts tonight qualifies

I suppose......wearing a jaffa shirt qualifies..........

So go on...pick one



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2006 at 11:02pm

I do reacon the pulling shorts and the fact he was dropped off too.

to top it off the young lovilies came in saw the fred dag shorts and left dont reacon it was our pulling shirts ay.



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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 1:30am
hehehehe pulling shorts!
were they like the ones on the L&P adds??

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Good for Nuthin


Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 7:51am
was Ski there?


Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 9:35am
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 05 January 2006
hehehehe pulling shorts!
were they like the ones on the L&P adds??

How did you know Squiddy ........God, in the light of day they were just hideous



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 10:04am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 05 January 2006

How did you know Squiddy ........God, in the light of day they were just hideous





You�re just jealous of my youthful, muscled legs.




Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 10:17am
Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 05 January 2006
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 05 January 2006

How did you know Squiddy ........God, in the light of day they were just hideous





You�re just jealous of my youthful, muscled legs.



yeah your right they looked like something out of a KFC add without the BBQ sauce.

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 10:25am
Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 05 January 2006

yeah your right they looked like something out of a KFC add without the BBQ sauce.



Better than lookin like the Colonel though eh BA.




Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 10:27am
yeah your right there you dont have a beard or hair hehehe plus he was blonde, oh was that directed at me lol, are we on for tonight?

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 1:30pm

I might give tonight a miss...

Having spent 70 odd notes and then wrestling with a bottle of Ruba when I got home the heads a little worse for wear



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 2:02pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 05 January 2006

I might give tonight a miss...

Having spent 70 odd notes and then wrestling with a bottle of Ruba when I got home the heads a little worse for wear


arhhhhhh ha so translated you are finally painting the fence.....hey if you want a hand to paint it let us know, the wifes pretty good with a brush ay.

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 3:02pm

Nope....correct translation....

Got told off for spending 70 + Notes in 3 hours, was drinking Ruba while being told off which caused me to be "Lippy" Thus increasing the telling off considerably.

 

You seem to be confused Mr BA .....Im supposed to build a fence....FT is supposed to be painting.....neither of us are doing either



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 3:13pm
i stand corrected now get back on the turps mr lippy. the offer still stands if you need a hand ay.

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 3:14pm
Excellent phats, no building or painting ya may as well come fishing with the animals on Saturday?
load up the mobile ya big hanky and lets get the fark outta here!
I'll shout ya some rums if you make it??

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Good for Nuthin


Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 3:40pm
New nomination:

Phats for not remembering �when in a hole, stop digging� and forgetting that you can never win an argument with SWMBO, especially after several Rubas. Extra merit for disclosing expenditure in the first place.




Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2006 at 6:04pm

Sounds like a top offer there Master Squid.....

I may see ya....depending on times

Cunning plan in the making



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2006 at 8:31am
Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 05 January 2006
the offer still stands if you need a hand ay.

Cheers BA.....you reckon you would be ok on the end of a post hole borer ?

Little fella like you might get flung around a bit 



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2006 at 8:33am
lol yeah mate but if i bring a couple phone books i will get right up it.....

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2006 at 4:49pm
I suggest we need to meet this week to discuss the design of the Shore Boyz Fishing.Net Pulling Shirt. It has been suggested it should have the word and/or a picture of "Ginseng" as every one knows this is a really good root, (as well as forked and aromatic with energy giving properties). F.T.

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PhD: Pool Hall Diploma


Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2006 at 4:53pm
But is ginseng a limp root, FT?

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What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck.


Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2006 at 5:40pm
Don't think so, understand you just pull it out, shake the dirt off and grind it for a satisfying tonic. F.T.

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PhD: Pool Hall Diploma


Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2006 at 11:19pm

Pulling shirt ready....

Waiting for the call................back at work tommorow but have late breaking news that could be worthy of turning up tommorow



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: LB
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2006 at 10:56pm

If there is one person who deservse the first ever shreik award should'nt it go to the one who created sheik after all she was nice to us untill SOMEONE desided to hail out loud "SHREIK how bout a drink"

Also you missed a couple of things phats.

Assulting a bronze bull.

Taking pictures of the assult,never too be seen again.(dodgie)

Throwing road cones,an then falling into garden too retrieve it

trying to score a married woman.

leaving to go get your ar** kicked at touch in stead of hanging with the boyz

Half ar** dropping yet another drink on the floor(not even pissed yet)

Wilson for being willy.

Ugly old woman for having a mouth shaped like an ar**



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BAIT THEM AND THEY WILL COME
SET UP A FEILD AND WATCH AB WORK IT
PS.BA YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE


Posted By: saffa
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2006 at 11:24pm
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WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE FISHING FANATIC!
Boat = Stealth Supalight (glass)



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