unforgivable.
 Bender wrote:Well if we are going to be like that I would like to add a few more nominations, which I am sure our Great and Learned Judge (who really is almost as hot as his sister) will agree with. 1: Blue Asparagus for his hilarious hacking, chundering and
spitting performance after sampling the raw curry mixture (like, all
the hotness without any of the coconut milke and fish added). The times
when you wish you had a video camera. Also for eating whale jism and
complaining about getting sick.
2: Beau for getting so sunburnt that when he applied sunblock on
day two there was so much heat in his skin that it made steam come off
the sunnblock.
3: Phats for getting so sunburnt that his foot swelled up and he
couldn't put his foot in his boot. Also for bringing 17 rods and then
having to constantly dream up reasons to use them all. |
. . .. mmmmm| KeenAs wrote: For the record, the first one snapped when I snagged up while jigging - that was the 6-10kg Backbone . . .. mmmmm Boz, could you please inform us as to why you were trying to
break a snag with the rod rather than winding up the drag, winding in
as much line as possible with the rod tip pointing at the snag and
using he reel to break it that way OR getting a couple of wraps
through your hand with a glove on etc, and breaking it that way.
How did get the snag free once the rod had broken? |
| Bender wrote: My attorney, Ski, is currently detained bogging up an R8 Commodore (apparently they're terribly weak) but has instructed me to ask the Learned Judge (hot as sister etc etc) the following. How can someone dusting up the thick end of half a grand's worth of kit can be considered less a misdemeanour than leaving plastic sleeve on a jig, and grabbing the wrong thing in the heat of the moment?
Its a miscarriage I tells ya, a miscarriage. And once again the Mayor of Swinewaka circles like a vulture, and is twice as ugly.
He submits that Boz is the only worthy recipient of this presitigous award (if I bring that thing home again my wife could divorce me.)
|
Bushpig wrote:
KeenAs, as I am the self appointed Council for the unjustly accused, your line of questioning is objectionable. I ask that his honor the right dishonorable Billfish have you removed from this court for trying to muddy the waters |
. . . i therefore want Bender to get it because he has been rubbing that fact in." self appointed council for the unjustly accused" . . what say you to the above ???
if it hadnt then I would have resorted to the towel in hand breaking(mmm . . backwards in going forwards??) - had to do it that way in the end( coz i had broken my freakkin rod!!)
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