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Smell bad???  Are you joking?  Smudge your satanic inspired shyte burnt a flippin hole clear thru the hull it did - and kept on going down through the ground - bent on returning to its home in Hell I expect.    

MPI want to know what solvent was used to evaporate the aluminium so cleanly and/or do I still have the recipe.  Some UFO conspiracy bloke from Hollywood got wind of it (so to speak) and reckons its absolutely 100% alien-predator visitation proof.    
All I know is that before it dissolved its way through the hull this evil odiferous substance was unlike anything known to man.  It accounted for many dead birds which had the supreme misfortune to alight on the rails and a general unsettling malaise about the neighborhood that nobody could quite understand or shake.        

Hind sight is 20-20 so they say but its all quite clear to me now that our Ninja moderator is in league with arcane forces not of this earth and could benefit from a good exorcism at Swashies - soon.  I believe a few long-absent high priests to these boards could be drawn from their seclusion to assist at the trial,... I mean exorcism.   Its all for your good Smudge.  Honest.  I pray, Let us wash away your guilt.  I prefer Stella.
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An exorcism at Swashies would be most welcome Bill.
Best gurnard fisherman in my street
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