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heres one for daRRyl

 A South African ventriloquist visiting Sydney just before the Rugby World Cup, walks into a small village and decides he'll have a little fun...
 South African: "Howzit Boet! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with
 him?"
 Aussie: "Don't be stupid mate, the dog doesn't talk"
 South African: "Hello dog, howzit going ?"
 Dog: "Doin' all right."
 The Aussie is astonished.
 South African: "Is this guy your owner?"
 Dog: "Yep"
 South African: "How does he treat you?"
  Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
 The Aussie's mouth falls open in utter disbelief.
 South African: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
 Aussie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I don't think."
  South African: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
 Horse: "Cool"
 Now the Aussie is absolutely dumbfounded.
 South African: "Is this your owner?"
 Horse: "Yep"
  South African: "How does he treat you?"
 Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
 The Aussie staggers back in amazement.
 South African: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
 Aussie flusters and blurts out: "That sheep's a liar!�

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DaRRyl,I look forward to your return,as you know we are having a laugh at your expense,if you can look past the harmless cackel,we will get along sweet as,

If you cannot,ive got big shoulders brov,"BATTER UP"

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Kezz, how about a "Darryl for Forum Admin" Polo shirt ?
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who the hell you finking you are doing? I cants beliefs it!....
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LMFAO, have you got a Visa? and dont say " Yeah, I visa my grandmudda"!!

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