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Yes fans it has been a long time so it's only fair that I serve up something special. Of course this isn't all about me (even though it should be really), but this truly does make New Zealand's got Talent seem like a second rate family show.

Tonight Fishing.net I give you....................
 
ClapDIRTY OAR!!!Clap
 

Hiya Dirty, thanks for taking part in this public humiliation. People will forget eventually.

 

How did you find out about fishing.net.nz?

 

I actually googled searched fishing Auckland or something stupid found it by accident really… I have always been a real keen fisho and struggled to find anyone who was keen to regularly hit the water.. most my mates I grew up with  get sea sick making a cup a tea. Finding fishing.net.nz has really changed how I fish and I have learnt so much from different people ! Would like to thank all the wicked people i have fished with met and learnt from along the way !!

 

What has been your most memorable Fishing.net.nz experience so far ?

 

Would have to be last years Xmas do at Swaishies ! Was cool as to meet heaps a the boys that I had never met before and being awarded Rookie of the year was a real buzz … gotta love that sea anchor I won … which plenty of you thieving huas tried to pinch LOL

 

Your worst?

 

Getting BANNED hahaha ……. Cheers Boulder and Bender .. My manners have somewhat improved since then …. I mean was the tag line “Pussy the breakfast of champions” really all that bad Embarrassed

 

Look up your browser history and tell us the last 4 non fishing websites you visited.

 

www.facebook.com

www.trademe.co.nz

www.swellmap.com

www.gmail.com

 

Care to explain why you were there?

 

Usual day to day crap checking emails watchlists weather for next fishing trip … nothing too incriminating ….bloody lucky you didn’t ask me for the last 5 ….Clown 

 

Your favourite drink is?

 

Cold Heinys and Coronas ….. anything “Oursies” …. That’s for you Bender Wink

 

Your three best sporting heroes?

 

Jenna Jameson….. it is a SPORT !!! its Khazakstans national sport I’l have you know

Anyone doesn’t believe me email [email protected]


Anna Kournikova  note link attached

http://hotfemaletennisplayers.blogspot.com/2007/11/hot-female-tennis-player-gallery-anna.html


Gabielle Reece note link attatched

http://www.sports-wired.com/women/Gabrielle_Reece.htm



Helen, John, Winston or Iti?

 

Asking the wrong man ……. Helen has bigger balls than a Baboon on heat .. Winston is a cheeky darky and Iti … who the hell is he ? Sounds like one a Squids brothers .... Suppose  Iti 's last name is  Smai-land  ..

 

Your favourite movie?

 

anything with Will Farell Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson  Ben Stiller

Old School..Wedding Crashers… Zoolander that sort a stuff … never been much of a serious movie fan .. prefer a good laugh !

Team Americas pretty freakin good too !

 

 The worst movie you ever saw & why?

 

Shortland Street should be included in here ..

The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film ! 

  

Apart from fishing what would you rather be doing (Warning content may offend)?

 

Nothing too sinister here Smudge bro… just having a goodtime with family and friends .. bbqs in the summer road trips hitting the beach and generally enjoying life and lots a laughs and shinanigans

  

Ever been caught with your pants down?Shocked

 

(Warning content may ... I mean will offend or visually scar you)

Plenty a times ….. Whether it has been pulling drunken browneyes out the back a mates cars or sporting the  man-gina around various campsite across the north island .. pretty regular ocurance really….. the most memorable  time would be a few years back now I was about 16 and we were going to some party and the car was overloaded like 8 in it or something ridiculous.. so the boot was the only free space … poor girlfriend at the time was convinced to get  in there too … so thought it was a good opportunity to play hide the sausage ….the car stopped just figured it was a set a lights but then the boot opened and we were under the bright lights of a local BP forecourt ….fortunately I don’t have too much shame .. but the poor girl  LOL LOL LOL

 

Mercury or Yamaha?

 

Undecided …… my last motor was a mercury which always got me home .. new boats hot a Yammy so I should say Yammy but I haven’t taken her out yet so cant favour yet hmmmm …. Although having been burning around with Karp lately and listening to the sweet purr of Verados I would have to say Mercury for now  

 

2 stroke or 4?
 

Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough

Um, not quite what I expect there DO Embarrassed, so I'll quickly change the subject .... Subaru, Holden or Ford?

 

They are all gay !! leave that for the car freaks to argue about …Big%20smile


   

Everybody starts off in life on pretty much an even footing – in this country at least – so tell me…. What went so wrong??? Was it something that happened at scouts?

 

I blame a confused child hood with name confusion … My birth certificate says Aaron Higham …. When I was 1 year old my Grandad ( bless him ) said “you cant call ya son that … it’s a homos name …”  sorry I hope that doesn’t offend anyone called Aaron on here  to that my parents said … “well what you got in mind” … to which he fired out “Sven…burp"….My old Grandad probably drank about 2 litres a Sherry a day so think he found my name at the bottom of one of his Sherry bottles lol… anyway that and a combination of being dropped on my head at 8 months old .. those who know me may or may not have noticed the scar on my left eyebrow but now you know 

So I cant blame it on something that happened at Scouts as I never went to Scouts…. but I ate a Brownie once LOL

 

Blondes or Brunettes?

 

Don’t really have a preference so long as they are hot with big cans Thumbs%20Up

 

If you could never go fishing again what would you do?

 

Drink heavily and sit on fishing.net.nz all day …. Actually that sounds like some of the boys on here LOL I wont mention names …

  

What would be your ultimate fishing prize?

 

A 10 day  trip to the Wanganellas on Ultimate Lady with the boys and a very large supply of cold "oursies all you can drink" and 4 blonde babe deckies in bikinis ... PERFECT !

 

To finish off, how about something completely random?

 

This one time at bandcamp … Kezza Censored a Censored up his **ssy

 

StarStarStarStarStar

 
Thanks Dirty, that was some funny ****! 5 star comedy gold no less. You're now officially in the Good Bastids Hall of Fame .... don't stay in there too long by yourself though and when you're finished please remember to wash your hands.
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Jeez Smudge you'll just encourage the little hua.

Aaron. Now there's mileage in that.

Translation anyone?
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hey dirty get hold of boulder about the wanganellas,he can arrange the stern,and i will arrange the bow.....     

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2 stroke or 4?
 

Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough

 LOLLOLLOL
 
Good read there and well worth the rather long wait Wink.
 
Nice one DO and Smudge...now where is that Translation Evil%20Smile
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very very good....enjoyed that...Thumbs%20Up...classic stuff there fullas!!


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Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

Yes fans it has been a long time so it's only fair that I serve up something special. Of course this isn't all about me (even though it should be really), but this truly does make New Zealand's got Talent seem like a second rate family show.

Tonight Fishing.net I give you....................
 
ClapDIRTY OAR!!!Clap
 

Hiya Dirty, thanks for taking part in this public humiliation. People will forget eventually.

 

How did you find out about fishing.net?

 

I actually googled searched fishing Auckland or something stupid found it by accident really… I have always been a real keen fisho and struggled to find anyone who was keen to regularly hit the water.. most my mates I grew up with  get sea sick making a cup a tea. Finding fishing.net has really changed how I fish and I have learnt so much from different people ! Would like to thank all the wicked people i have fished with met and learnt from along the way !!


Translation: I was looking for a gay web site and stumbled across it. Amazing what comes up when you google "smells like fish"

 

What has been your most memorable Fishing.net experience so far ?

 

Would have to be last years Xmas do at Swaishies ! Was cool as to meet heaps a the boys that I had never met before and being awarded Rookie of the year was a real buzz … gotta love that sea anchor I won … which plenty of you thieving huas tried to pinch LOL


Translation; Squid becoming my step farther or hugging Boulder

 

Your worst?

 

Getting BANNED hahaha ……. Cheers Boulder and Bender .. My manners have somewhat improved since then …. I mean was the tag line “Pussy the breakfast of champions” really all that bad Embarrassed


Translation; Hugging Boulder and him hugging me back.

 

Look up your browser history and tell us the last 4 non fishing websites you visited.

 

www.facebook.com

www.trademe.co.nz

www.swellmap.com

www.gmail.com



Translation: Bebo 



Care to explain why you were there?

 

Usual day to day crap checking emails watchlists weather for next fishing trip … nothing too incriminating ….bloody lucky you didn’t ask me for the last 5 ….Clown  


Translation; Bebo is where all us girls meet

 

Your favourite drink is?

 

Cold Heinys and Coronas ….. anything “Oursies” …. That’s for you Bender Wink


Translation; Who is paying, I forgot my wallet

 

Your three best sporting heroes?

 

Jenna Jameson….. it is a SPORT !!! its Khazakstans national sport I’l have you know

Anyone doesn’t believe me email [email protected]


Anna Kournikova  note link attached

http://hotfemaletennisplayers.blogspot.com/2007/11/hot-female-tennis-player-gallery-anna.html


Gabielle Reece note link attatched

http://www.sports-wired.com/women/Gabrielle_Reece.htm


Translation: Sports break my nails


Helen, John, Winston or Iti?

 

Asking the wrong man ……. Helen has bigger balls than a Baboon on heat .. Winston is a cheeky darky and Iti … who the hell is he ? Sounds like one a Squids brothers .... Suppose  Iti 's last name is  Smai-land  ..



Translation: Georgina Beyer

 

Your favourite movie?

 

anything with Will Farell Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson  Ben Stiller

Old School..Wedding Crashers… Zoolander that sort a stuff … never been much of a serious movie fan .. prefer a good laugh !

Team Americas pretty freakin good too !


Translation: Priscilla Queen of the Desert

 

 The worst movie you ever saw & why?

 

Shortland Street should be included in here ..

The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film ! 


Translation; The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film ! 


  

Apart from fishing what would you rather be doing (Warning content may offend)?

 

Nothing too sinister here Smudge bro… just having a goodtime with family and friends .. bbqs in the summer road trips hitting the beach and generally enjoying life and lots a laughs and shinanigans 


Translation:   Spending time with daddy Squid


Ever been caught with your pants down?Shocked

 

(Warning content may ... I mean will offend or visually scar you)

Plenty a times ….. Whether it has been pulling drunken browneyes out the back a mates cars or sporting the  man-gina around various campsite across the north island .. pretty regular ocurance really….. the most memorable  time would be a few years back now I was about 16 and we were going to some party and the car was overloaded like 8 in it or something ridiculous.. so the boot was the only free space … poor girlfriend at the time was convinced to get  in there too … so thought it was a good opportunity to play hide the sausage ….the car stopped just figured it was a set a lights but then the boot opened and we were under the bright lights of a local BP forecourt ….fortunately I don’t have too much shame .. but the poor girl  LOL LOL LOL


Translation: Did I tell you about that time I hugged Boulder?

 

Mercury or Yamaha?

 

Undecided …… my last motor was a mercury which always got me home .. new boats hot a Yammy so I should say Yammy but I haven’t taken her out yet so cant favour yet hmmmm …. Although having been burning around with Karp lately and listening to the sweet purr of Verados I would have to say Mercury for now  

 

Translation: Anything on the back of a free trip out

2 stroke or 4?
 

Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough

Translation: What ever it takes to get you off big boy


Um, not quite what I expect there DO Embarrassed, so I'll quickly change the subject .... Subaru, Holden or Ford?

 

They are all gay !! leave that for the car freaks to argue about …Big%20smile


Translation: Cars they are so macho
   

Everybody starts off in life on pretty much an even footing – in this country at least – so tell me…. What went so wrong??? Was it something that happened at scouts?

 

I blame a confused child hood with name confusion … My birth certificate says Aaron Higham …. When I was 1 year old my Grandad ( bless him ) said “you cant call ya son that … it’s a homos name …”  sorry I hope that doesn’t offend anyone called Aaron on here  to that my parents said … “well what you got in mind” … to which he fired out “Sven…burp"….My old Grandad probably drank about 2 litres a Sherry a day so think he found my name at the bottom of one of his Sherry bottles lol… anyway that and a combination of being dropped on my head at 8 months old .. those who know me may or may not have noticed the scar on my left eyebrow but now you know 

So I cant blame it on something that happened at Scouts as I never went to Scouts…. but I ate a Brownie once LOL


Translation: My mother sent me to school in a dress

 

Blondes or Brunettes?

 

Don’t really have a preference so long as they are hot with big cans Thumbs%20Up


Translation: I'm easy

 

If you could never go fishing again what would you do?

 

Drink heavily and sit on fishing.net all day …. Actually that sounds like some of the boys on here LOL I wont mention names … 


Translation: After Boulder reads this I may have to find out

  

What would be your ultimate fishing prize?

 

A 10 day  trip to the Wanganellas on Ultimate Lady with the boys and a very large supply of cold "oursies all you can drink" and 4 blonde babe deckies in bikinis ... PERFECT ! 


Translation: Snapper on Enki Toa

 

To finish off, how about something completely random?

 

This one time at bandcamp … Kezza Censored a Censored up his **ssy


Translation: Did I tell you about the time I hugged..............................

 

StarStarStarStarStar

 
Thanks Dirty, that was some funny ****! 5 star comedy gold no less. You're now officially in the Good Bastids Hall of Fame .... don't stay in there too long by yourself though and when you're finished please remember to wash your hands.
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Bushy Bushy Bushy .... you really have outdone your self there buddy !!! thats just plain old fashioned hilarious LOL LOL LOL Clap Clap
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Originally posted by Dirty Oar Dirty Oar wrote:

Bushy Bushy Bushy .... you really have outdone your self there buddy !!! thats just plain old fashioned hilarious LOL LOL LOL Clap Clap


Translation: If I suck up to you, you might buy me a beer because I forgot to bring my wallet.
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As always the translation pulls no punches.

And delivers no loveLOL
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and we wouldn't have it any other way would we WinkLOLThumbs%20Up
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Originally posted by Boulder Boulder wrote:


And delivers no loveLOL
 
It's all right Boulder. According to the informed discussion above you have been delivering enough love for everyone Wink
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Poor we man needs a father figure and bloody PDS is not interested in that side of his role.

ditched me and went with Uncle Paul but has since moved on to big daddy KarpClap
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Originally posted by Boulder Boulder wrote:

Poor we man needs a father figure and bloody PDS is not interested in that side of his role.

ditched me and went with Uncle Paul but has since moved on to big daddy KarpClap
 
1) - I hope you hit PDS up for child support
 
2) - He is either developing some taste or has decided that Boat TAS is more interesting than Tackle TAS
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That was a hilarious read!

I reckon that must be the best translations ever! Nice one Bushie
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Yepp, got to say I'm pleased with the result there DO  - and Bushie .... good work giving us the REAL story Thumbs%20Up. Hardcase Big%20smile.

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Originally posted by Bushpig Bushpig wrote:

Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

 
Translation: My mother sent me to school in a dress

 

 
9.99/10 LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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