Yes fans it has been a long time so it's only fair that I serve up something special. Of course this isn't all about me (even though it should be really), but this truly does make New Zealand's got Talent seem like a second rate family show.
Hiya Dirty, thanks for taking part in this public humiliation. People will forget eventually.
How did you find out about fishing.net.nz?
I actually googled searched fishing
What has been your most memorable Fishing.net.nz experience so far ?
Would have to be last years Xmas do at Swaishies ! Was cool as to meet heaps a the boys that I had never met before and being awarded Rookie of the year was a real buzz … gotta love that sea anchor I won … which plenty of you thieving huas tried to pinch
Your worst?
Getting BANNED hahaha ……. Cheers
Look up your browser history and tell us the last 4 non fishing websites you visited.
Care to explain why you were there?
Usual day to day crap checking emails watchlists weather for next fishing trip … nothing too incriminating ….bloody lucky you didn’t ask me for the last 5 ….
Your favourite drink is?
Cold Heinys and Coronas ….. anything “Oursies” …. That’s for you Bender
Your three best sporting heroes?
Jenna Jameson….. it is a SPORT !!! its Khazakstans national sport I’l have you know
Anyone doesn’t believe me email [email protected]
Anna Kournikova note link attached
http://hotfemaletennisplayers.blogspot.com/2007/11/hot-female-tennis-player-gallery-anna.html
Gabielle Reece note link attatched
http://www.sports-wired.com/women/Gabrielle_Reece.htm
Helen, John, Winston or Iti?
Asking the wrong man ……. Helen has bigger balls than a Baboon on heat .. Winston is a cheeky darky and Iti … who the hell is he ? Sounds like one a Squids brothers .... Suppose Iti 's last name is Smai-land ..
Your favourite movie?
anything with Will Farell Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson Ben Stiller
Old School..Wedding Crashers… Zoolander that sort a stuff … never been much of a serious movie fan .. prefer a good laugh !
Team
The worst movie you ever saw & why?
The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film !
Apart from fishing what would you rather be doing (Warning content may offend)?
Nothing too sinister here Smudge bro… just having a goodtime with family and friends .. bbqs in the summer road trips hitting the beach and generally enjoying life and lots a laughs and shinanigans
Ever been caught with your pants down?
(Warning content may ... I mean will offend or visually scar you)
Plenty a times ….. Whether it has been pulling drunken browneyes out the back a mates cars or sporting the man-gina around various campsite across the north island .. pretty regular ocurance really….. the most memorable time would be a few years back now I was about 16 and we were going to some party and the car was overloaded like 8 in it or something ridiculous.. so the boot was the only free space … poor girlfriend at the time was convinced to get in there too … so thought it was a good opportunity to play hide the sausage ….the car stopped just figured it was a set a lights but then the boot opened and we were under the bright lights of a local BP forecourt ….fortunately I don’t have too much shame .. but the poor girl
Mercury or Yamaha?
Undecided …… my last motor was a mercury which always got me home .. new boats hot a Yammy so I should say Yammy but I haven’t taken her out yet so cant favour yet hmmmm …. Although having been burning around with Karp lately and listening to the sweet purr of Verados I would have to say Mercury for now
Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough
Um, not quite what I expect there DO , so I'll quickly change the subject .... Subaru, Holden or Ford?
They are all gay !! leave that for the car freaks to argue about …
Everybody starts off in life on pretty much an even footing – in this country at least – so tell me…. What went so wrong??? Was it something that happened at scouts?
I blame a confused child hood with name confusion … My birth certificate says Aaron Higham …. When I was 1 year old my Grandad ( bless him ) said “you cant call ya son that … it’s a homos name …” sorry I hope that doesn’t offend anyone called Aaron on here to that my parents said … “well what you got in mind” … to which he fired out “Sven…burp"….My old Grandad probably drank about 2 litres a Sherry a day so think he found my name at the bottom of one of his Sherry bottles lol… anyway that and a combination of being dropped on my head at 8 months old .. those who know me may or may not have noticed the scar on my left eyebrow but now you know
So I cant blame it on something that happened at Scouts as I never went to Scouts…. but I ate a Brownie once
Blondes or Brunettes?
Don’t really have a preference so long as they are hot with big cans
If you could never go fishing again what would you do?
Drink heavily and sit on fishing.net.nz all day …. Actually that sounds like some of the boys on here I wont mention names …
What would be your ultimate fishing prize?
A 10 day trip to the Wanganellas on Ultimate Lady with the boys and a very large supply of cold "oursies all you can drink" and 4 blonde babe deckies in bikinis ... PERFECT !
To finish off, how about something completely random?
This one time at bandcamp … Kezza a up his **ssy
hey dirty get hold of boulder about the wanganellas,he can arrange the stern,and i will arrange the bow.....
Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough
smudge wrote: Yes fans it has been a long time so it's only fair that I serve up something special. Of course this isn't all about me (even though it should be really), but this truly does make New Zealand's got Talent seem like a second rate family show. Tonight Fishing.net I give you....................
DIRTY OAR!!!
Hiya Dirty, thanks for taking part in this public humiliation. People will forget eventually.
How did you find out about fishing.net? I actually googled searched fishing Translation: I was looking for a gay web site and stumbled across it. Amazing what comes up when you google "smells like fish"
What has been your most memorable Fishing.net experience so far ? Would have to be last years Xmas do at Swaishies ! Was cool as to meet heaps a the boys that I had never met before and being awarded Rookie of the year was a real buzz … gotta love that sea anchor I won … which plenty of you thieving huas tried to pinch Translation; Squid becoming my step farther or hugging Boulder
Your worst? Getting BANNED hahaha ……. Cheers Translation; Hugging Boulder and him hugging me back.
Look up your browser history and tell us the last 4 non fishing websites you visited. Care to explain why you were there? Usual day to day crap checking emails watchlists weather for next fishing trip … nothing too incriminating ….bloody lucky you didn’t ask me for the last 5 …. Translation; Bebo is where all us girls meet Your favourite drink is? Cold Heinys and Coronas ….. anything “Oursies” …. That’s for you Bender Translation; Who is paying, I forgot my wallet
Your three best sporting heroes? Jenna Jameson….. it is a SPORT !!! its Khazakstans national sport I’l have you know Anyone doesn’t believe me email [email protected] Anna Kournikova note link attached http://hotfemaletennisplayers.blogspot.com/2007/11/hot-female-tennis-player-gallery-anna.html Gabielle Reece note link attatched http://www.sports-wired.com/women/Gabrielle_Reece.htm Translation: Sports break my nails Helen, John, Winston or Iti? Asking the wrong man ……. Helen has bigger balls than a Baboon on heat .. Winston is a cheeky darky and Iti … who the hell is he ? Sounds like one a Squids brothers .... Suppose Iti 's last name is Smai-land .. Translation: Georgina Beyer Your favourite movie? anything with Will Farell Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson Ben Stiller Old School..Wedding Crashers… Zoolander that sort a stuff … never been much of a serious movie fan .. prefer a good laugh ! Team Translation: Priscilla Queen of the Desert The worst movie you ever saw & why? The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film ! Translation; The Blair Witch Project …… Quite possibly the biggest load of ****E ever put to film !
Apart from fishing what would you rather be doing (Warning content may offend)? Nothing too sinister here Smudge bro… just having a goodtime with family and friends .. bbqs in the summer road trips hitting the beach and generally enjoying life and lots a laughs and shinanigans Ever been caught with your pants down? (Warning content may ... I mean will offend or visually scar you) Plenty a times ….. Whether it has been pulling drunken browneyes out the back a mates cars or sporting the man-gina around various campsite across the north island .. pretty regular ocurance really….. the most memorable time would be a few years back now I was about 16 and we were going to some party and the car was overloaded like 8 in it or something ridiculous.. so the boot was the only free space … poor girlfriend at the time was convinced to get in there too … so thought it was a good opportunity to play hide the sausage ….the car stopped just figured it was a set a lights but then the boot opened and we were under the bright lights of a local BP forecourt ….fortunately I don’t have too much shame .. but the poor girl Translation: Did I tell you about that time I hugged Boulder? Mercury or Yamaha? Undecided …… my last motor was a mercury which always got me home .. new boats hot a Yammy so I should say Yammy but I haven’t taken her out yet so cant favour yet hmmmm …. Although having been burning around with Karp lately and listening to the sweet purr of Verados I would have to say Mercury for now 2 stroke or 4?
Depends on the girl if shes real good 2 strokes is usually enough Translation: What ever it takes to get you off big boy Um, not quite what I expect there DO , so I'll quickly change the subject .... Subaru, Holden or Ford? They are all gay !! leave that for the car freaks to argue about … Translation: Cars they are so macho Everybody starts off in life on pretty much an even footing – in this country at least – so tell me…. What went so wrong??? Was it something that happened at scouts? I blame a confused child hood with name confusion … My birth certificate says Aaron Higham …. When I was 1 year old my Grandad ( bless him ) said “you cant call ya son that … it’s a homos name …” sorry I hope that doesn’t offend anyone called Aaron on here to that my parents said … “well what you got in mind” … to which he fired out “Sven…burp"….My old Grandad probably drank about 2 litres a Sherry a day so think he found my name at the bottom of one of his Sherry bottles lol… anyway that and a combination of being dropped on my head at 8 months old .. those who know me may or may not have noticed the scar on my left eyebrow but now you know So I cant blame it on something that happened at Scouts as I never went to Scouts…. but I ate a Brownie once Translation: My mother sent me to school in a dress
Blondes or Brunettes? Don’t really have a preference so long as they are hot with big cans Translation: I'm easy
If you could never go fishing again what would you do? Drink heavily and sit on fishing.net all day …. Actually that sounds like some of the boys on here I wont mention names … Translation: After Boulder reads this I may have to find out What would be your ultimate fishing prize? A 10 day trip to the Wanganellas on Ultimate Lady with the boys and a very large supply of cold "oursies all you can drink" and 4 blonde babe deckies in bikinis ... PERFECT ! Translation: Snapper on Enki Toa
To finish off, how about something completely random? This one time at bandcamp … Kezza a up his **ssy Translation: Did I tell you about the time I hugged.............................. Thanks Dirty, that was some funny ****! 5 star comedy gold no less. You're now officially in the Good Bastids Hall of Fame .... don't stay in there too long by yourself though and when you're finished please remember to wash your hands. |
Dirty Oar wrote: Bushy Bushy Bushy .... you really have outdone your self there buddy !!! thats just plain old fashioned hilarious |
Boulder wrote: And delivers no love |
Boulder wrote: Poor we man needs a father figure and bloody PDS is not interested in that side of his role. ditched me and went with Uncle Paul but has since moved on to big daddy Karp |
Yepp, got to say I'm pleased with the result there DO - and Bushie .... good work giving us the REAL story . Hardcase .
Bushpig wrote:
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