Oh sir, now he has completed the most foul of deeds, Bender Bender Bender!!!!!!
You have slandered the goodname and reputation of my wife in your paltry attempt to escape the consequences of your actions.
Luckily I have incontravertible evidence that your claims are but a tissue of lies, as my good wife is currently in London town and has been either there or in Barcelona for the last two weeks. I know for a fact that your own vast personage has not left the country in this time.
And as for asking why you would throw the missing item overboard.....well....you just seek to confuse. No-one is accusing you of throwing it overboard. You are a MUPPET.......you were unable to complete even the simple task of washing the filleting apparatus without DROPPING one component overboard. Muppetry!
I would also submit, my learned judge Wongnozzle, that Bender, the accused, has now convicted himself. He states:
"it was intended to render Blue Asparagus bungole inoperable."
In this statement he admits malevolent intent for at least one forum member, with obvious disregard for the consequences his vile brew would have for all others that consumed it (not to speak of my valuable dunny)!
Convict him I say, convict him!