Please acept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an enviromentally conscious. socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holliday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religous persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religeous/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, ortheir choice not to practice religous or secular traditions at all. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onsetof the generally accepted calender year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make New Zealand great, (not to imply that New Zealand is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only New Zealand in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual perference of the wishee.
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