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    Posted: 20 Apr 2004 at 8:07pm
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Awight sorry for all the pissing around here it is...

1- What is your favourite bit of kit?
- My orange jandels then my 6kg gear

2- Where is your favourite spot to fish?
- Id say any where in the Gulf or the South Tutukaka coast down to Bream Head.

3-What is you pet hate?-fishing related
- Umm, launching and retrieving at sh*tty arsed ramps at low tide.

4- When was the last time you shaved your beard?
- Bloody Hell that would have been about 8 or 9 years ago but I still had a bit of muff on my face in the form of a handle bar mo. Its been at different lengths and styles but hides my double chin to perfection.

5-Have you ever thought of joing a bowling club for the cheap piss?
- Yeah, but I joined the Pt Chev RSA a while back for the same reason.

6-What is your all time favourite line from a movie, book or song?
" God put this on Earth for me and for you, Take advantage!." Smokey, played by Chris Tucker from the comedy movie- FRIDAY.

7-How did the name Peter da Squid come about?
- From a PC in an old location somewhere in Glen Eden.

8-Why is it that people are lining up to take you out fishing?
A good question Lala?, maybe they are just as mental as I am and we
click! or maybe they enjoy me giving them sh*t?

9-What was the first fish you ever caught?
-Umm, the first introduction into the fishing scene I recall would be be dragging the old net for flounder with the cuzzies and I think the first fish from rod and reel was a yellow eye mullet from a jetty up at Kohu Kohu up north.

10-Whose car is faster yours or kingfishSi's?...
-No doubt KingfishSi's Skyline, you dont become the Leader of a boy
racing gang- "The Shinning Stars" with a sloww car!!

11-Beer or spirits
- Top Shelf on Brother!!

12-Christina or Beyonce'?
- Ohh Yes, well you see it goes a little something like this- Mon, Tues, Weds its Mrs Sexy Argulera then Thurs, Fri, Sat I knock the dust off the Lovely and Beautiful Beyonce. On Sunday we all hit it together after lunch, we sort our issues out about no shame in 2 woman 1 man, What can you do when you Gots Da Magic Stick!

13 rumour has it you mauy have had something to do with the missing Blenheim teenages... where were you on the night of dec31 1997?
-Me, I was Face down kissing concrete on my oldmans driveway in Huia. If you want a Sure, why not! suspect my finger points to the PIG, the crook things he has told me in the last few months have been terrible acts of insane behaviour. He has also confided in me the bad things he did on the Eve of the 31st of the12, 1997. He is a bad bad man.

14-What is your fav website other than fishing.net?
-That would be www.TheHun.com yellow pages. Heaps of healthy free fun stuff and a darn good read!

15- Give us some words of wisdom Squid...
- Suck my Kinasacs... Churrr
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Good interview Lala and Squid, I enjoyed the Yellow pages Squid!!.

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good one fellas......most amusing!!!!
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Very disappointed - its in English . I was hoping to learn something so I could go back to the Stunt Cam thread with a bolter's show of having a clue of what was going on. I prefer the old unintelligible PdS - I'm too old for change

Good stuff men.

 

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Haahaahaa, great stuff...

My car faster? I don't know about that... mine ain't got one of those hairdryer thingies under the hood like Squiddies.

Let's find out... Drags, Westhaven stylez after a dozen pints at Swashies.

Come on Bushie... where's the translation?
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I was over at Obie's whare last eve and this is what I overheard:

"Yo hommie, could I interest you in a piping hot mochachino beeeearch auw?"



baby steps!
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Not from me you didn't (and my daughter was out - made sure of that before you lot were let in)

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Awight sorry for all the pissing around here it is...

1- What is your favourite bit of kit?
- My orange jandels then my 6kg gear

Translation; Chur bro, its relly my lavalava

2- Where is your favourite spot to fish?
- Id say any where in the Gulf or the South Tutukaka coast down to Bream Head.

Translation; Dont laff, tis under the harbour Bridge

3-What is you pet hate?-fishing related
- Umm, launching and retrieving at sh*tty arsed ramps at low tide.

Translation; Getting blood and guts on my lavalava

4- When was the last time you shaved your beard?
- Bloody Hell that would have been about 8 or 9 years ago but I still had a bit of muff on my face in the form of a handle bar mo. Its been at different lengths and styles but hides my double chin to perfection.

Translation; Eyes sa ugly bugger so I use its to hide my face, but the fafafines luffs me anyways

5-Have you ever thought of joing a bowling club for the cheap piss?
- Yeah, but I joined the Pt Chev RSA a while back for the same reason.

Translation; Theys kicks me outs for planting taro on the bowling greens eh

6-What is your all time favourite line from a movie, book or song?
" God put this on Earth for me and for you, Take advantage!." Smokey, played by Chris Tucker from the comedy movie- FRIDAY.

Translation; Keep cool till after work. Billy T James

7-How did the name Peter da Squid come about?
- From a PC in an old location somewhere in Glen Eden.

Translation; eating the bros bait under the harbour bridge

8-Why is it that people are lining up to take you out fishing?
A good question Lala?, maybe they are just as mental as I am and we
click! or maybe they enjoy me giving them sh*t?

Translation; I says I would bash them if they dont, chur chur

9-What was the first fish you ever caught?
-Umm, the first introduction into the fishing scene I recall would be be dragging the old net for flounder with the cuzzies and I think the first fish from rod and reel was a yellow eye mullet from a jetty up at Kohu Kohu up north.

Translation; crabs, of the girl next door. Does that count

10-Whose car is faster yours or kingfishSi's?...
-No doubt KingfishSi's Skyline, you dont become the Leader of a boy
racing gang- "The Shinning Stars" with a sloww car!!

Translation; I finks its mine, butts i will says his

11-Beer or spirits
- Top Shelf on Brother!!

Translation; anyfings


12-Christina or Beyonce'?
- Ohh Yes, well you see it goes a little something like this- Mon, Tues, Weds its Mrs Sexy Argulera then Thurs, Fri, Sat I knock the dust off the Lovely and Beautiful Beyonce. On Sunday we all hit it together after lunch, we sort our issues out about no shame in 2 woman 1 man, What can you do when you Gots Da Magic Stick!

Translation; Tonto on K rd

13 rumour has it you mauy have had something to do with the missing Blenheim teenages... where were you on the night of dec31 1997?
-Me, I was Face down kissing concrete on my oldmans driveway in Huia. If you want a Sure, why not! suspect my finger points to the PIG, the crook things he has told me in the last few months have been terrible acts of insane behaviour. He has also confided in me the bad things he did on the Eve of the 31st of the12, 1997. He is a bad bad man.

Translation; chur right bro, it tawz me and the brilfish

14-What is your fav website other than fishing.net?
-That would be www.TheHun.com yellow pages. Heaps of healthy free fun stuff and a darn good read!

Translation; free sh*t

15- Give us some words of wisdom Squid...
- Suck my Kinasacs... Churrr

Translation; Suck my Kinasacs...... Churrrr

I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints
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He is in denial folks...the first obvious sign of Mofo-itous!

Yeah good call mate....Rigby is as about as dodgy as you can get....the New Lynn "cave" is looking very very cave like these days!!....plastic and resin for as far as the eye can see.
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Haahaahaaaaaa! *Cough, splutter, cough, cough, tears, more tears, thump, much rolling*...
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hahahahahahahahahahah...top marks Bushie!!!
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You've outdone yourself again bushy nice work!!
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So you want me to wear a lava tonight huh? good work PorkBone I quess you'll be buyin me drinks tonight Mr Sex Predator!

 

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I think he wants to find out what an islander wears under his lava lava... make sure it's the pink one
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Obie, you stick with me brother and I can teach and show you things that you thought only happened in movies! where shall we start ? Oww how bout the woman of Spiders Bar, what time you coming around to pick me up?
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Thats Sum funy sh*t bro.

Fosh and Chops Aye Bro?

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PM to Mr Squid
so how much are you offering on the contract on Banjo Boys head?
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jeezuz I just had to do one of these, hope like hell bushpig doesnt see it.
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Lalandi, your best work yet. And Squid. And Bushie, really funny.

Ps ... Peter, do you really read the stories or just look at the pictures? Are there any stories in there? Why would you read the stories?

I got to go, whisky kicking in.

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Mr da Squid,

An exceeding generous offer. Forgive me if I forgoe the 'pleasures' (sic) of the Spider Bar just this once. I'll stick with the correspondence course if you don't mind.

 

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