1) what method for what fish is your favorite way of fishing?
Trolling Lures I only snapper fish as you can�t game fish all year round in New Zealand
2) what is your favorite bit of kit?
Tiargra 50 wide. But don�t tell Barrie that. If he asks tell him Penn International OK
3)what is your pet hate (fishing related)?
I cant game fish all year round.
4)do you still find farts funny?
Yes, but only mine.
5) what is your favorite website other than fishing.net?
Are there other sites on the web? I might go and have a look at that. By the way did you know that the Forum Admim at Fishing.net is a bulldyke.
6) have you ever had to sh*t in a bucket while out on the Bushpig ?
No, behavior like that is not tolerated on a boat with the high standard of decorum like the Bushpig. I carry a supply of corks for those than can not hold it by them selves.
7)would you rather catch an under weight marlin (60-70kg) or a trophy snapper?
Would you rather f�k a virgin or sleep with an old slapper?
8)Is it true that you and Hellfish are actually best mates and all the online sl*gging is encouraged by Kerren for the rest of our enjoyment?
Hellfish is actually my Mother
9)where is your dream destination?
Any where with loads of Game fish.
10)The simpsons, Holmes or shortland st?
The paper and a good dump around that time of day.
11)did Scott Watson do it??
Well I have it on good authority that it was actually Billfish and EL Squid that did it. They were also the ones that did the old girl on the Barrier. Poor Scott was framed. Now sing with me �Free Scotty ManWatson�
12)Do you think that if you have a habit of snoozing during your turn at strike then you should miss out (on that turn at strike)
Yes, However I never sleep I actually have a secret way of calling fish that I have perfected over the years. The ignorant think I am snoring.
13)have you ever been in a situation in the Bushpig where you were actually scared?
Yes I took Barrie and Dino fishing. Barrie was telling us about how he like to bore fish to death before boating them. He was in the process of telling us he strikes the fish in a gentle way. When all of a sudden he gets a bite. The way he swung the rod around both Dino and myself were in fear of our lives. Other than that no. I would rather go back out into 4 to 6 metre swells than have Barrie swing his rod around like that again.
14) Do you think it is the angler or skippers call to take a marlin while on your boat?
The skippers. If the angler doesn�t want to kill a marlin they shouldn�t be fishing on my boat. I am happy to tag a fish for them but only after it�s in the cockpit
15)which is yummier, smoked Marlin or sashimi yft?
Mmmmmmmmmm smoked marlin.
you're are a worry Bushie.......
just showing you the bog sounds bad enough.... without letting you go out on the sea......
You double crossing bastard, you let our secret be known!!!
Bill, find us a good lawyer and a hunter to knock off the pig
Good honest answers Fullswine.......
Quote: Originally posted by Toad on 29 February 2004Only for those that have never hooked up. Once you have hooked a marlin you become addicted
Isn't trolling kind of boaring?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gonna do me like that Kingfishsi?
Yeah I'll remember that. There will be a time...
Bushie, that snapper you're holding there, You really should ease up on those undersized fish. I heard you stole that one off a three year old kid back at the warf. They even had your picture on last weeks Coastwatch. You could have at least put it back to grow up a little.
It was soundling like HSB was on the verge of being cancelled... I knew Tobes was going to be there rain or shine, but my interpretation from the rest of the group was a wuss out.
I have no excuse. I am a lousy friend and nothing more than a ghostfish.
Do forget there was a cyclone blowing in and I have a wife at home that was ovulating at the time.
Spawning season for the ghostfish take precedence boys. Sorry...
1) what method for what fish is your favorite way of fishing?
Trolling Lures I only snapper fish as you can�t game fish all year round in New Zealand
translation: I've never actually caught either type of fish because I'm too busy sleeping.
2) what is your favorite bit of kit?
Tiargra 50 wide. But don�t tell Barrie that. If he asks tell him Penn International OK
translation: I won't tell you the favourite on this family forum but second is my pillow.
3)what is your pet hate (fishing related)?
I cant game fish all year round.
translation: Waking up
4)do you still find farts funny?
Yes, but only mine.
translation: Unlike Benders, mine actually smell.
5) what is your favorite website other than fishing.net?
Are there other sites on the web? I might go and have a look at that. By the way did you know that the Forum Admim at Fishing.net is a bulldyke.
translation: I'm trying to pretend I've never looked up sexwithmarlins.com
6) have you ever had to sh*t in a bucket while out on the Bushpig ?
No, behavior like that is not tolerated on a boat with the high standard of decorum like the Bushpig. I carry a supply of corks for those than can not hold it by them selves.
translation: I'd have to wake up if I did that.
7)would you rather catch an under weight marlin (60-70kg) or a trophy snapper?
Would you rather f�k a virgin or sleep with an old slapper?
translation: Ditto, too hard to wake up for either. Only time that sort of scenario did come about it took too long to wake up and I missed out on.
8)Is it true that you and Hellfish are actually best mates and all the online sl*gging is encouraged by Kerren for the rest of our enjoyment?
translation: I'm going to take my dump bucket aboard his Yakk when I go to HSB. Mmmmmm that vege pie.
9)where is your dream destination?
Any where with loads of Game fish.
translation: Bed or the for'ard bunk
10)The simpsons, Holmes or shortland st?
The paper and a good dump around that time of day.
translation: Usually trying to clear the "history" folder from the computer so my daughter can do her homework.
11)did Scott Watson do it??
Well I have it on good authority that it was actually Billfish and EL Squid that did it. They were also the ones that did the old girl on the Barrier. Poor Scott was framed. Now sing with me �Free Scotty ManWatson�
translation: well, as an expert in the subject, there's a good chance Scott was asleep at the time. He was on a boat after all.
12)Do you think that if you have a habit of snoozing during your turn at strike then you should miss out (on that turn at strike)
Yes, However I never sleep I actually have a secret way of calling fish that I have perfected over the years. The ignorant think I am snoring.
translation: I rest my case.
13)have you ever been in a situation in the Bushpig where you were actually scared?
Yes I took Barrie and Dino fishing. Barrie was telling us about how he like to bore fish to death before boating them. He was in the process of telling us he strikes the fish in a gentle way. When all of a sudden he gets a bite. The way he swung the rod around both Dino and myself were in fear of our lives. Other than that no. I would rather go back out into 4 to 6 metre swells than have Barrie swing his rod around like that again.
translation: Its so seldom anyone catches a fish on Bushpig that I didn't recognise what Barrie was doing.
14) Do you think it is the angler or skippers call to take a marlin while on your boat?
The skippers. If the angler doesn�t want to kill a marlin they shouldn�t be fishing on my boat. I am happy to tag a fish for them but only after it�s in the cockpit
translation: Whoever is awake, so its usually the angler.
15)which is yummier, smoked Marlin or sashimi yft?
Mmmmmmmmmm smoked marlin
translation: smoked marlin......in my dreams
10)The simpsons, Holmes or shortland st?
The paper and a good dump around that time of day.
translation: Usually trying to clear the "history" folder from the computer so my daughter can do her home work
Your too funny bender thats just damn classic...
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