jeez, there's more to becoming a superhero than i previously thought. i think ill put it in the too hard file, and stick to drowning baits...
Marcus
Seeing as we are into boats and fishing how about names such as :-
Master Baits and of course his trusty side kick Able Seaman Stains. ??
Cheers
AC
apprently the Captain's signature super-power is a sound spanking with an asparagus spear..........
BE GOOD or BE GOOD AT IT!
Hey, I'll be at the boat show today and if you aren't wearing some orange outfit and offering free spanks with an asparagus spear then I'll not know who to give the secret handshake to at the stand!
Oh, it's OK my daughter figures it out, she'll feign a swoon and you'll be the one to rush to her aid!
See you there sport!
Ross
Howdy Mars, and I thought that all ya had to do to be a super hero was to have the biggest fishin pole in the village, heh heh heh Cheers Spina.
( If ya dont stir the burley bucket all ya get is lumps )
Howdy all, I saw the good Capt Asp today at the boat show waving his fishing pole around all over the place he was, and he was even good enough to get me to spend some cash, boy did he get lucky, the boat show was an eye opener to say the least, If you had a bottomless pit full of cash you could have a ball,seriously though it was good. Yup worth a look, Awsome to see Lethal there hard out doing his bit, There is one good thing about it all the fish will get a rest this weekend with all the guns occupied at the show. cheers Spina.
If ya dont stur the burley bucket all ya get is lumps!
All right, all right, MARS, bro, you dun it now pal, divulging secrets like that. Mate. I am gonna tell the League of Justice And Guys In Really Tight Tights Inc in NYC, and they will send Kneecapman and Vito the Enforcer around to see you for letting trade secrets outa the bag.
ACTUALLY for those of you who really need to know, (and i trust yez all not to let on who told you this OK) but you don't get to chose your name, it is usually assigned you by the League Of Justice And Guys In Really Tight Tights Inc in NYC (LOJAGIRTTINYC)(funnily enough, that's also the sound I generally make when attempting to perform my superheroic stunts, and squashing Zorbonians too)... and they chose for me the Auspicious name of Captain Asparagus for all sortsa reasons, mainly though because they thought it was funny (Just because they are superheroes in the LOJAGIRTTINYC, they still like a laugh as much as the next superhero, the bastards) but also because at only 3 million, I am afraid NZ doesn't really rate one of the front line names like Captain Fearless or DynamiteMan. Dammit.
Still CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS is indeed a noble and proud title that I bear with nobility and pride (I really am such a helluva great guy, I constantly amaze myself), able to leap small rocks two times outa three given a following wind and if i can start from uphill, and at least I get to see Catwoman, Batgirl, wonderwoman and Lois Lane in the Annual Superheroes Chicks mud-wrestlerama at the annual Superheroes Picnic.
Certainly the chick with the giant squid was impressed when I described my official regalia. She was so overcome she had to leave the room for a while. However, I am a little distrustful of her, because it made me suspicious that she was somehow unaware that she was actually displaying a dormant Zorbonian!Nah, True! it was, trust me on this.
Well, i think I will go off to bed now, as I have to be up early to do Earth Guarding From The Zorbonians duty tomorrow, as it is my shift back on the roster, now I have used up my days off at the show.
Mars.... you will know when the Kneecapman and the Enforcer get there, as your front door will implode.... unless they get lost (again) as they are, although very nice chaps, won't hear a word said against them,OK?, but they are not the brightest sparks off the old spark plugs. Us driving on the "wrong" side of the road tends to get them hopelessly lost, and I tell you, them trying to even FIND zorbonians is just a joke (zorbonians are tricky buggers, they tend to move thru the 4th dimension a lot, which is good as it gets out of paying parking metres, but still isn't really the done thing, you know....but Zorbonians don't care, the rotten sods)
Anyhow, if you do have your front door atomised sometime, please roll up your trousers to save time.
Hugs'n'kisses,
Stu.
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