Several women are in the locker room of a health club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a woman engages
the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Hello"
MAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "Yes"
MAN: "I am at the Harley store now and found this
cool leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
WOMAN: "Sure, .... go ahead if you like it that much."
MAN: "I also stopped by the Boat dealership and saw
the New 2004 models. I saw a Tinnie I really liked."
WOMAN: "How much?"
MAN: "$55,000"
WOMAN: "OK, but for that price make sure they throw
in that rod you wanted."
MAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the guys
wanted to go to a strip bar after work can I use your
credit card to get some cash"
WOMAN: "Sure have a nice time honey"
MAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
WOMAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The woman hangs up. The other women in the
locker room are looking at her in astonishment.
Then she asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Here's a coulpe of drity low jokes.
Hickory dickory dock, the slut was sucking my cock, her hair got tangled, she got strangled, lucky she swollowed the lot.
When you take a gril out to dinner.
flowers @ 25c
Dinner @50c
Taxi home @70c
But when you stick your co%k up her ass, the look on her face is,
PRICELESS.
A mexican was smoking a big cigar in a bar, he was blowing out big smoke rings, at that moment an indan man came over to him from the other side of the bar, he said, nextime you talk to me like that I'll kick your fu%king head in.
LOL...........best I've seen for a long time, all nice and easy to push through the burley mincer
I think someone is making fun of my uses for Cats.
Ever thought?
A womans vagina is oftens called a Pussy or a Snapper.
Cats are often called Pussy...
Snappers love burley made from Cats...
See there is a connection there somewhere.
DOH!!!! Of course... I didn't catch that as I wrote it.
Ever hear the one about the two fish?
These two fish were swimming around a wharf and one says the the other. I dare you to grab that hook. The other says uhhh no you do it first.
So the first one says okay and bam!! bites the hook and disappears in a torrent of swirling water.
The second one says to himself "Whoa that was cool I wanna try I wanna try."
Seconds later the hook reappears and bam! He bites it and disappears in a torrent swirling of water.
A short time later they find themselves on the fillet bench and one looks at the other and says:
Betcha don't have enough guts to do that again.
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