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bought a game boat and fully geared out ,ive done it and she came home after a day out with the girls,hard one to explain. ha ha.
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Originally posted by lingee lingee wrote:

bought a game boat and fully geared out ,ive done it and she came home after a day out with the girls,hard one to explain. ha ha.

If that is a true story then you are a legend amongst legends Lingee Big smile
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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love it.,my turns comming up in time.let me no the place it will save the kids heaps
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Originally posted by lingee lingee wrote:

love it.,my turns comming up in time.let me no the place it will save the kids heaps
Mine reckon they going to push me out to sea and set boat on fire,Viking style
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Hehe some good funnies this weekend
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You all know I'm not a doctor... When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters 'PNEIS' into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'spine' are doctors today. The rest of us are sending dumb memes
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You all know I'm not a doctor... When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters 'PNEIS' into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'spine' are doctors today. The rest of us are sending dumb memes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQaG20pD4z0

Quite long but very funny in parts.
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That wasnt bad, liked the David Beckham part

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Bazza I immediately thought of you.


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At my age not sure if I would choose the fish or the wallet
but reckon would probably settle for the a girlfriend !!!
When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!
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I had to read that and then look so Yep I failed 
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