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 A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope.  He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all. 
  
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. 
  
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.  
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. 
  
He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?  I still have one good arm to do things with." 
  
He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life." 
  
He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms.  He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself.  He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms. 
  
The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. 
  
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" 
  
He said, "I'm NOT happy.  My balls itch." 
  
Heart-warming stories like this just bring a tear to my eye.
When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm off to Wellington with a crate of these, should make a killing.
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I definitely lol but I wonder why this wasn't on mainstream news. Or do I? Wink
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Did you ever notice that whenever a man opens the car door for a women, that either the car is new or the woman ? Wink
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COVID is no joke !
One former patient was so brain damaged after , he thought he won an election he lost by 7 million votes .
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COVID is no joke !
One former patient was so brain damaged after , he thought he won an election he lost by 7 million votes .
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Originally posted by kitno kitno wrote:




Errr, thats actually a Trump quote.  Sorry to disillusionamilise you
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