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Originally posted by krow krow wrote:

Originally posted by Mr Moritz Mr Moritz wrote:

Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:

Should be for "Ford Ranger " drivers as wellWink

Second that. Thumbs Up
Me too and I drive one 


well, yep, pointless trying to deny about the driving thing
phew... sigh of relief, nobody mention about the all-black-out Ranger parking LOL
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Hmm, I had a guy in a falcon V8 stop me taking a parking space last week. I followed him in to 2 parallel park spots - expecting him to take the one further on - leaving the rear one for me. Nope. He stopped half way in to the further park. I had to stop - half my car sticking out in to the traffic. I waited - thinking he was about to move foward. Nope. He put it in reverse and moved back further so I could not get any further out of the traffic. It gets worse. He then got out, locked the car and said he was off to look in the car yard we parked next to. I wait.... and wait..... Finally he comes back. Me thinking he was about to pull out and vacate the two parks he occupied. Nope - he wandered off in to the nearby chemist shop.
I am kicking myself for being so slow. I would have let 2 tyres down if I had thought of it. He hailed from Mahia - which explains a bit.
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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:


Hey Al ... heard via the grape vine that you are boasting you can honestly say " you have never been to bed with an ugly womam" but then admit to having "woken up with a few" a fact you attribute to rum !
When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!
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