A new and easy test
for the horror of Covid 19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and
positive (or negative if you see what I
mean).
Take a glass and pour a decent drink of your favourite whisky
into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway
there.
Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to
assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of
smell and taste is a common symptom.
I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every
time thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.
The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
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