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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looke...d puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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Sorry, Catchelot, but I am disgusted with you smearing an adolescent.  Thank f uck she isn't "normal", whatever that is, because it needs someone with the balls she has to speak out against all this money-grabbing climate-****ery.

Maybe pick on someone your own size: I mean intellectually, not physically, and she is clearly your intellectual superior because she can at least string a coherent sentence together.
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Oh, and a PS, where do you think all the money to fund this smear campaign comes from, eh?
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Brmbrm,

You have identified the problem.

It's people who have been trained to think like you.

Quite a few more years living on this planet will moderate your current views.
Unless your a vegan and there's no help with your carbon footprint there.

Enjoy life, it's a short trip.
Just cruising in my now sweetas pimped out Southern 755 HT0!
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It might might be PC but it is funny. 
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