That moment, when you lose your son (or daughter!) in the Home Hardware Store and you find him. Do you reclaim him?
or pretend not to know him…?
Two guys grow up together, but after completing high school one moves to Christchurch the other to Wellington. They agree to meet
every ten years in their respective clubs to play golf and catch up with each
other.
At age 32 they meet, finish
their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna
go?"
"Hooters."
"Why
Hooters?"
"They have those broads with
the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're
on."
At age 42, they meet and play
golf again.
"Where you wanna go for
lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again?
Why?"
"They have cold beer, big
screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play
again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and
there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet
again.
After a round of golf, one
says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the
food isn't too spicy."
“Good
choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
“Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay.”
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