YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON BIKERS TO HELP....
On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when
they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets
off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and
says, "What are you doing?" While he didn't want to appear
"sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity
either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?" With no hesitation at all, she leaned back over
the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another one. After the kissing was done, George gets approval
from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent
you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?" |
pjc wrote: True story Number one son has gone to town tonight,rang up and asked can he stay the night onboard,yep go for it.Little does he know i have all the blankets and squabs at home.hope enjoys sleeping on ply bunks,better still if he gets lucky hope she lives handy. |
Catchelot wrote:
and you have changed hiding places for the hatch key also |
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Lion Brown and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies.
'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... ‘It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Lion Brown and that's half the price.'
And that's how the fight started......
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