Oh this is gonna be too easy. My treacherous, erstwhile crewmates present such inviting targets and with such fecund material to work with they would be wise to have kept there mouths shut..difficult though that might be for them. Stay tuned muppets. Oh yes, there's gonna be some virtual blood spilt here. But it won't be mine. Killing swine and old farts is always such a messy business I find. But such is the war on terror. As always, the first casualty has been the Truth. I intend to right that matter but first I've just got to finish sharpening all my knives and I'll be back. Good things take a little time, right?
Billy, the word fecund refers to fertile, in terms of breeding. I hope your not referring to the fact that your crew may, or are able to breed? Too too scarey
billfish wrote: As always, the first casualty has been the Truth. I |
billfish wrote: Billy Bongwozzel perhaps .....Willie Wongnozzel never! |
billfish wrote: Bender: Yes, fecund as in Rich, as in bountiful as in fertile as in shyte, as in my accusers.
Also, last time I looked, North West Reef
aka Cut a Groove reef aka Tas Reef aka Bushies Reef belongs to us
all. It doesn't need your personal protection. Best you get
over it. Or is North West Reef a dirty word on this forum now.
Billy Ponguzzel |
Lost on the Corromandel
Court of fishing >net
Defendent, vs. The esteemed mater Bushpig , The greatly esteemed Boulder, Prosocutoers |
KOTC **** ups |
Unfortuately It seems my defense council have decided its all a bit pointless and that I am a lost cause and bailed on me. Gutless currs! Therefore I have decided to face the inevitable full on and accept my doom.
For the record however I plead the following:
1. Filling a diesel landcruiser with 91 octane............ GUILTY although there were compelling extenuating circumstances, not least being letting bushpig and boulder take charge of filling the tanks while I ducked in to the toilets. I was however responsible for leaving those to children unattended and so I suppose I must share the blame. That this Court might see through the hand washing exercise of those two muppets as they seek to distance themselves from all blame I hold little hope.
2. Taking a dump in womans toilet at the gaser then starting up a conversation with a lady in the next cubicle................NOT GUILTY. It was actually a well known glory hole and I was giving her way more than she had hoped for.
3. Giving personal details to a policeman for speeding. ....... NOT GUILTY. I actually gave him bushpigs details - as he will soon find out no doubt when the pink envelope arrives in a few days.
4. Jack kniving the trailor several times on a double laned ramp then launching boat into big poles...........................NOT GUILTY. The boat left the trailer straight but the dickhead
5- Leaving your bestest mate Squid in
The defense rests and awaits the execution.
Point 1
It is alleged by this lying cur that we filled the tank! Plainly both Bushpig and I were inside in the queue for coffee and Breakfast food when an apparition appeared at the door clutching what appeared to be a huge red beach ball. This later transpired to be one Billfish wailing and groaning in a hideous manner causing trauma and concern to all parties present. GUILTY
Point 2
It was not just the woman�s toilet but was in fact the Handicapped version. We the crew suffered great embarrassment and humiliation when said lady a matron of 50+ called and waved to us on her return to her table. Not content with that she followed (stalked) billfish back up to the petrol infected Landcruiser plying the defendant with come on lines!!!!!!! GUILTY
Item 3
Plainly a false declaration as if he had given Mr Plod Bushpigs details he would have been arrested on the spot! GUILTY
Item 4
I cannot attest to the finer points of this as by then I was determinedly facing away from the gathered crowd who were all on the point of cheering! As a consequence I was perfectly positioned to strongly fend off the boat as we glided ungracefully between the piles. GUILTY
Item 5
Those of us that know the judges propensity for consuming large quantities of Bourbon may have an inkling of why he was selected as a non starter on this occaision GUILTY WITH MITIGATION
There can only be one outcome of this debacle and that is to declare the defendant Billy Wongnozzle guilty and award damages of as much as they cam drink to his much maligned CREW
Boulder & Bushpig
Dated this 29th day of June, 2006
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