-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked Bazza to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm, and an orange 73g.
Bazza agreed though he was surprised at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for Bazza, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, Bazza heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
Bazza didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to Bazza, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see Bazza again. Bazza was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, Bazza wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
Bazza started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive at any convincing answer to all these questions.
Bazza now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
Bazza again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, Bazza apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, Bazza was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know...
Tagit wrote: Quick search and I found the joke online. Definitely no farmer and no daughters. |
Buddhist monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes home. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?" The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, grasshopper, you will become a true monk." The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth." The monks reply, "Welcome. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door." The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Master, give me the key." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst, and gold. Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is ready. He unlocks the jade door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can't tell you what it is, because you're not a monk.
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Steps wrote: Tagit the long stories used to be called shaggy dog stories/ jokes. Wasnt the farmers daughters about 2 out of 3 ppl have wetbix for breakfast?
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kitno wrote: Two bloke's were putting weather boards on a house, Bazza and Catchelot. Partway into it, Catchelot noticed that Bazza was throwing every second or third nail over his shoulder. Why are you throwing nails away Bazza? Catchelot asked. The heads on the wrong end replied Bazza. You're a idiot said Catchelot, they're for the other side of the house. |
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