We now only use plant based berley and bait  while fishing for our tea , and  only eat meat from animals that identify as vegetarian .

Why  ( oh why ) does a vegi  ........whaddaya call it ?....a "food item" , why does a vegetarian BBQ  food item  have to be shaped like a sausage or a chop . Yeah we been to a BBQ "hello" at the 2 girls that have moved it down the road , and certain things became apparent , nice enough  ,bit of a waste really  but any how , whilst chompin down on my bit of "still dripping with blood Im gunna be sick "  fillet steak when the other one says she doesnt like sausages 

Haha I missed this one. Why wait until your retirement years hehe