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A 70 years old pensioner had one hobby, he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say “pick me up.” He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the same voice say “pick me up.”
He looked in the water and saw a frog floating on the water surface. The man asked the frog “are you talking to me?”
The frog said “yes, I'm talking to you, pick me up & kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are jealous, because I will be your bride.”
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said “are you nuts and didn't you hear what I said?”
“Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “I would rather have a talking frog than a nagging wife.
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So me and the Mrs have decided  to give this vegetarian thing a whirl.
We now only use plant based berley and bait  while fishing for our tea , and  only eat meat from animals that identify as vegetarian .
Why  ( oh why ) does a vegi  ........whaddaya call it ?....a "food item" , why does a vegetarian BBQ  food item  have to be shaped like a sausage or a chop . Yeah we been to a BBQ "hello" at the 2 girls that have moved it down the road , and certain things became apparent , nice enough  ,bit of a waste really  but any how , whilst chompin down on my bit of "still dripping with blood Im gunna be sick "  fillet steak when the other one says she doesnt like sausages Big smileLOLLOL
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