A 70 years old pensioner had one hobby, he loved to fish.

He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say “pick me up.” He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the same voice say “pick me up.”

He looked in the water and saw a frog floating on the water surface. The man asked the frog “are you talking to me?”

The frog said “yes, I'm talking to you, pick me up & kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are jealous, because I will be your bride.”

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said “are you nuts and didn't you hear what I said?”

“Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “I would rather have a talking frog than a nagging wife.