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So me and the Mrs have decided  to give this vegetarian thing a whirl.
We now only use plant based berley and bait  while fishing for our tea , and  only eat meat from animals that identify as vegetarian .
Why  ( oh why ) does a vegi  ........whaddaya call it ?....a "food item" , why does a vegetarian BBQ  food item  have to be shaped like a sausage or a chop . Yeah we been to a BBQ "hello" at the 2 girls that have moved it down the road , and certain things became apparent , nice enough  ,bit of a waste really  but any how , whilst chompin down on my bit of "still dripping with blood Im gunna be sick "  fillet steak when the other one says she doesnt like sausages Big smileLOLLOL
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"Smudge in his retirement years"

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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:

"Smudge in his retirement years"


Haha I missed this one. Why wait until your retirement years hehe

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I love this, has to be one the best I have seen for years.

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I thought I had better check that one out Paul WinkLOL
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Apparently shes in Texas but wants to go fishing??



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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:


So disrespectful! But yeah, funny Big smile
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Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:


So disrespectful! But yeah, funny Big smile
  
 yeah and  if hes just bundled the wife off what the hell does he need a lawn mower for LOL
I wish I was young again .... Id be heaps smarter than this time
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True story.
Planned no fishing as its Easter weekend. Busy time for work.  So made enquiries as to what's happening on Friday redeliveries. Nah mate next week not this week. But Ive changed plans to suit work.

Bonus I can go fishing. Friday bait/fuel, boat ready for 5.00am check forecasts good to go.

Up with anticipation to hear torrential rain,bugger,re check forecasts,metserv(who believes them??)windy/predict.Hmm 10//15 n  with 5.4mm rain,bugger that rules out Kaiaua. Check manukau seems ok 
Check Okahu bay ramp webcam,looks good along with Takapuna beach cam. Huia still in the dark.
Next minute wife appears,and what do you think your doing??Going fishing, no you promised to take number 2 out to pick up xyz. The arrangements are we going fishing Sunday.

Hmm starting to think alziemhers has set in or wife lost the ability to speak english. I did pass the hearing test Monday.LOL
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