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I asked my doctor today how long he thought this covid thing would last ???????

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How would I know ..... I am only a doctor .... not a politician !! 
They get olive oil from olives, soya oil from soy beans & grape seed oil from grape seeds ... what then do they get baby oil from ??????
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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:


I told my daughter that joke, she no longer talks to me.
I told 2 of my mates that joke, they have blocked my phone number.   

Oh **** the neighbours dog called Minton has just eaten a shuttle cock i left on the lawn.. I better get him to a vet. 

"Bad Minton"
That should torture you in recompense for your lam ba kini joke !

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Bazza got stuck again...LOL

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

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