Pcj wrote: Too soon?? |
bazza wrote: This is a test post ... please ignore |
smudge wrote:
OK but there are three funny posts before yours. you should try a funny post sometime Bazza |
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years
later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I
have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own
car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I
don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People
get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days
when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in
a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it
the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this
morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a
punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to
write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom
highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on
my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We
haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just
going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a
room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I
can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you
send it to me?
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