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She said you're deaf.No I have selective hearing.And thats when it started.
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Too long in lockdown ......
 
Wife yelled out from upstairs " Do you ever feel prickly pains across your chest as if a voodoo doll image of you is having pins stuck in it" ?
 
Somewhat puzzled I yelled back "No" 
 
Shortly after she responded "How about now" ?
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
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I sent a condolence card to Donald Trumph that read "Stay Positive"
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
"Tarzan not know sex!" He replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!"
Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here!" She said. "You must put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs.
Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"
She said you're deaf.No I have selective hearing.And thats when it started.
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