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That has actually happened to a mate of mine at a checkpoint. He was in the drivers seat of a right hand car [except it was a left hand drive Datsun 120Y from memory] totally off his face pulled over and tested. Cop was all serious until it was pointed out to him that his sober mate was the driver. Cops wet themselves laughing.
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Passenger in a right hand drive in Europe years ago. Often with my hands behind my head. Regularly tooted by those behind us concerned that the steering wheel needed attention. The girl on a moped in dungarees and no tee shirt etc on cobblestones riding side by side created lasting memories as well. 
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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. 

 "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil." 

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?

Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

 "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.

Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."

 "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. 

"He was a Cabinet Minister in the Labour/Greens/NZ First coalition government ," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."

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