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Sean was driving his car with Paddy as a passenger & Sean said.
 
Paddy me old mate I don't think the left hand indicators are working ... can you lean out your window as far as you can & see if they are or not?
 
Paddy did as he was asked & Sean said "Righto I am switching them on now .... are they working.
 
Paddy duly replied "Yes ... no ... yes ... no ... yes ... no ... yes ... no ...
Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
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 Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

 

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

 

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan,and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.

 

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

 

The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

 

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said..."I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and voted for Trump.”

 

She started work yesterday 

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
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Spin King, that's an absolute classic.


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water water everywhere,how many fish does it hold?
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