Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a
check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious... Here she is -- in the
middle of her election campaign --now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and
immediately starts screaming: "You *******! How could you have let
this happen?
With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!
How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found
out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!..... .Well, what have you
got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the
phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper: "Who's calling?"
Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be
like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action
and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new
president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.
There are no worries”
David thinks “It's not bad this time machine,
I'll have a bit of that” so he asks:
“What willEngland be
like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action,
and he gets a printout.
But he just stares at it.
Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”
David replies,
“Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”
Dear Abby,
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