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9:15 is of absolutely no use as they are completely closed off, 3:45 is much better.
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Originally posted by Marligator Marligator wrote:

9:15 is of absolutely no use as they are completely closed off, 3:45 is much better.
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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:

Originally posted by Marligator Marligator wrote:

9:15 is of absolutely no use as they are completely closed off, 3:45 is much better.
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I'm rather disturbed he put that much thought into it Big smile
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I asked my doctor for a prescription like that once and he obliged and wrote one out.
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Two Irishmen have a bright idea
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna get the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”
Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark!” said Murphy
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she
stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. 'Rustom 's?'
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."
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