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Originally posted by Marligator Marligator wrote:

9:15 is of absolutely no use as they are completely closed off, 3:45 is much better.
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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:

Originally posted by Marligator Marligator wrote:

9:15 is of absolutely no use as they are completely closed off, 3:45 is much better.
Big smile Like your thinking


I'm rather disturbed he put that much thought into it Big smile
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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:


I asked my doctor for a prescription like that once and he obliged and wrote one out.
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Two Irishmen have a bright idea
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna get the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”
Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark!” said Murphy
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she
stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. 'Rustom 's?'
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."
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A 70 years old pensioner had one hobby, he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say “pick me up.” He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the same voice say “pick me up.”
He looked in the water and saw a frog floating on the water surface. The man asked the frog “are you talking to me?”
The frog said “yes, I'm talking to you, pick me up & kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are jealous, because I will be your bride.”
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said “are you nuts and didn't you hear what I said?”
“Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “I would rather have a talking frog than a nagging wife.
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