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Originally posted by kitno kitno wrote:




That would be much funnier if the senile old fool wasn't in danger of starting WW3.  I remember Billy Connoly saying about Ronald Regan having his finger on the button to launch missiles "our grandad isn't that old and we don't trust him with the remote for the TV"
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Couldn't resist posting this�
slowly going where everyone else has already been
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Originally posted by brmbrm brmbrm wrote:

Originally posted by kitno kitno wrote:





Errr, thats actually a Trump quote.  Sorry to disillusionamilise you


Nope. Neither of them said it. Fake news my friend. The Internet said Biden said it, but he did not. Neither did Trump. Try to find a video of it.
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it.
“CASE DISMISSED !!”
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Originally posted by Pcj Pcj wrote:

There is a part 2 to this.

Dad my tyre is flat.  Well Mary ring your husband. Dad he wont answer.    OK Do you have spare?? Yes but hes not answering either.
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