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Graham Martin is in Hospital:
Who the hell is GRAHAM?
Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"
Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice. 🤪
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I see what you did there Phantom Big smile
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Well this is the fishing (for) humour thread after all Smudge.
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I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, eat all my edibles,fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
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Two women on a bus were arguing bitterly as to who was entitled to the last vacant seat.

The conductor tried unsuccessfully to intervene finally out of frustration declared the driver could decide & he answered " let the ugly one have the seat "

Consequently the seat remained unoccupied for the rest of the journey !! 
I''ll never understand guys who pay dominatrixes good money to degrade & humilitate them, when it would be much cheaper to get married then fold the towels the wrong way !
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A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour.
Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man.
"I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.
From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain said.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain.
"This is the Manly Ferry."
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When council swimming pools re open, due to social distancing rules there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 & 5 !
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