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Two indigenous Australians were driving their well used and abused old Ej Holden wagon in the outback recently, when off in the distance they saw a police "booze bus".
Rather than trying to avoid it, the driver headed straight for it. As they pulled up, the driver wound his window down and said 'Gidday brudders! Two cold cans of Emu Export, tanks!'
The copper glared at him and said 'You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this tube!'
The driver said 'Sorry boss, I can't blow in ta dat fing, I gotta a letter from me doctor in Alice Springs saying dat I'm asthmatic
and I'll pass out if I blow inta dat.'
The cop smirked and said 'OK, in that case, we require you to give us a blood sample.'
'Nah, nah sorry, boss,' replied the driver. 'Can't be doin' that eifer. Got a letter from the Red Cross in Darwin sayin' that I'm a haemophiliac and I could bleed to deaf rel quick if I gave a blood sample. Nah, sorry, boss, can't do that!'
By now the copper was getting very irate so he demanded that the driver provide a urine sample for testing.
The driver shook his head and said
'Nah, sorry boss, can't do that eifer.'
The copper protested 'Surely you haven't got a letter for that as well!!!'
'Blood oath, mate!' says the driver,
'It's from Tony Abbott , the Prime Minister of this lovely Country of Australia . He's apologised, and it says that you whitefellas can't take the piss out of us blackfellas no more!
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A ninety year old Australian Aboriginal Elder sat in his humpy eyeing the two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.
One of the officials said to him:
"You have observed the white man for 90 years,
You have seen his wars and his technological advances,
You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
The elder nodded in agreement.
 
The Official continued:
"Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the whitefella go wrong?"
The elder stared at the two government officials for over a minute and then he calmly replied:
"When whitefella found the land, we blackfellas were running it.
          We had -    No taxes,
                             No debt,
                             Plenty kangaroo,
                             Plenty fish,
                             Women did all the work,
                             Medicine man free,
                             Aboriginal man spent all day hunting and fishing,
                             All night having sex."
Then the elder leaned back and smiled:

"Only whitefella bloody stupid enough to think he could improve a system like that."


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Originally posted by Crochet Cast Crochet Cast wrote:

   

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Originally posted by Marligator Marligator wrote:

Yep,given a room with outdated penthouses and jar. And get told I will be outside when finished.
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