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Husband: took our son to see Santa.
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What 7 days and no purchases. you are slowing down. 

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Originally posted by krow krow wrote:

What 7 days and no purchases. you are slowing down. 


Nup, new gold reel on its way!WinkLOL
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Bazza checked into a motel on his 80th birthday he was a bit lonely, and thought,

“I’ll call one of those woman you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”

he found a full page ad for a girl calling herself Tender Tania – a very stunning woman with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

She had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, big breasts and
he felt quite certain he could bounce a sixpence off her well oiled bum....

he figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give her a call.

“Good evening, Sir, how may I help you? ... .. Oh my, she sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated, he rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”

Absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”

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