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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

110 year old condoms made from fish bladders. They were often used up to 10 times before being discarded.



Reminds me of a joke. I will have to edit it to avoid offending anyone. It is just a joke - 

300 years ago a 'nameless race' found they could use camels intestines as condoms. 100 years ago the British perfected the idea by removing them from the camel first.
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Originally posted by Tagit Tagit wrote:

Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

110 year old condoms made from fish bladders. They were often used up to 10 times before being discarded.
Reminds me of a joke. I will have to edit it to avoid offending anyone. It is just a joke - 300 years ago a 'nameless race' found they could use camels intestines as condoms. 100 years ago the British perfected the idea by removing them from the camel first.


And for all those years I thought that joke was about ewes and Aussies and NZers.
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110 years old. Why would you need condoms?
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Originally posted by corosanta corosanta wrote:

And for all those years I thought that joke was about ewes and Aussies and NZers.

Yeah the Brits told the Aussies how to do it but they said they needed time to test out the more traditional way first. Isn't enough camels in Aussie to share around so they began trialing the sheep instead. 
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There is such a thing of camel beauty contests in Saudi Arabia, Still have in my head of camels with lipstick on.
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Mate, I was fishing in Egypt a few years back and the hotel we stayed at had this insane wedding going on. The groom spent more time with the camel than the bride, although to be fair, it was tough distinguishing the two apart except for the height.

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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

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What no smoker option ?  
 
 
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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

Japanese Navy v's Chinese fishing boat


You're not building any new islands here buddy!
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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

Japanese Navy v's Chinese fishing boat


 
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Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

Japanese Navy v's Chinese fishing boat


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