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OK, Screaming Reels made the tragic mistake of suggesting someone else (not a bad suggestion either and he's lined up for the next one). So here you go .... Screaming Reels:

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Hi SR it must be pleasure to be interviewed by me. Only been a member for 7 months so it is a bit of a honor. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry to be the chosen 1. I hear you change these things around just as well I’m thick skinned.

Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don’t know (I promise I wont tell…).

 100% Pom and proud of it

In 2003 I did not like Mark Skaife well still don’t actually, so helped my son smugglehis left rear racing rim and tyre out of his pit  Shocked Shocked

Back when I was at High school many many years ago i had a lunchtime detention for having too long hair (under no circumstances was i getting it cut). So to get out of detention I set off the schools fire alarms, it worked. But next day not sure how they knew I done it and ended up with a month after school detention instead. Cry

Has a  ******* ****** ******** into the *******  WinkWink feel free to fill in the gaps…

Deliberately burns cooking dinner so not allowed into the kitchen again. Folds the washing wrong so do not have that job to do also. Put the wife’s best blouse in tumble dryer and shrunk it  so not allowed to do that. Yes there is a pattern here stuff up the chores wife gets ****ty and never have to do it again. Only job i got left is to mow the lawns and I working on that.

Ford or Holden? I am 100% loyal to the mighty HOLDEN. About 6 years ago i actually worked for Ford Embarrassed now when Bathurst came around i got out my HOLDEN flags climbed on top of the building and proudly hung the flag also put 1 across the new Falcon in the showroom. Come Monday my ass was hauled into head office given a written warning and i lost my bonus that week.

League/Rugby/Soccer? Use to be a staunch league supporter but aint watched a game in about 2 years. Soccer is for poofs. Only ever been to 1 rugby game so don’t like that either. NETBALL i follow got to love those short outfits Wink

What’s been your best fishing.net moment? Working out how to post a photo.

What was your worst fishing.net moment? Finding out Tiny had passed away. Me and Tiny went to school together went we was not wagging to go fishing.

Getting banned for 1 week by Uncle for telling him he power hungry LOL 

Bait/Softies/Mechanical Jigging/Slow jigs? Never tried jigging aint got the gear for it. Although after reading some reports on here i would like to give it ago. Most of you will know i have tried to soft bait for years without catching 1 fish until a few months ago, now i am hooked on it i still use bait but Softies is the future for me.

 Just a friendly reminder here SR if you don’t answer to my satisfaction I could ban you for life.

Mercury/E-Tec/Honda/Suzuki/ Yamaha? Suzuki is what powers my rig.

2 stroke or 4? 2 stroke

Viagra or Cialis? I might be just over 40 but i dont need that **** just yet.

 What is your best fishing experience so far? Getting my 3 boys into fishing.1 of them loves fishing from the boat the other 2 actually love landbased i don’t care it gives them a outlet away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

 What is your ultimate fishing goal? Well i guess most people would say to catch a Marlin but mine is to get a 30lb Snapper i have come close (28 lb) but not there yet. Then might worry about a Marlin.

 If you could only ever fish for one type of fish ever again what would it be? That is a good question to be honest i do not really know.

 We all have fish we don’t like to catch, which one is your bogey? I hate friggin eels so when i catch the horrible slimy bloody things i just cut the line so do not have to touch it.

 Tell me SR, of all the moderators on this site who is the best? You are smudge by a long long way…..

 Name three other websites you regularly visit. My bank to see what my wife has bought. Rise Of Tyrants an online game. The Herald cause it’s free.

Cows/sheep/goats/alpacas/gerbils? None. (Really? And you live in Pukekohe??).

 Why? I aint Australian LOL

What is the silliest thing you have ever done in a boat or while fishing? Caught an Octopus once and the bloody thing wrapped itself around my leg. Now no matter what i did i could not remove the bloody thing so i got out the knife and was hacking at it to remove it. Well i kinda forgot where it was until i stabbed myself and ended up needing 5 stitches.

When was 18 or 19 had a motorbike was perfect weather so hooked up my 1 peace surfcaster and headed to Orere Pont for some fishing (rod longer than bike). At Orere Point first cast stuffed it right up and ended up with bloody hooked embed into 1 of  my fingers. Could not remove so had to head for medical attention. On the way to the hospital to remove hook had a crash broke my left arm and right hand collar bone. NOTE: Do not ride a motorbike with a surfcaster as is quite tricky. 

What is the silliest thing you’ve done while not on a boat or while fishing? Was about 18 years old and my mate said come up to Orewa for New Years eve party for some reason i was car less that night so kinda borrowed the old mans car while he asleep. Got to Orewa could not find my mate so drove home after a few cold ones but crashed the car into the house and woke them up.

Your favourite song is? Woman by John Lennon was our Wedding  dance song. (wife watching me write this no choice). Fair enough SR – there had to be some reason for that 

What three things do you really hate?  Onions Tomatoes Beans ok most veges

2 The big fella upstairs as weather perfect all week and come a weekend the wind starts blowing only to come right 8am on a Monday

3 Rap and Hip Hop music  

Best movie of all time? Life of Brian (Monty Python).

There you go SR nothing bad enough in there to get banned although I did consider it nah Just Kidding you … but be warned my friend, I’m now going to throw you to the wolves and they are merciless!

 


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Hmm time to invite the master translator Bushpig to slow roast this weanie whacker
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Originally posted by fozzie fozzie wrote:

  • Drives a holden
  • Watches "Life of Brian"
  • Aint an Australian

All good redeeming featuresWink



How can driving a holden be a good redeeming featureWink


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Originally posted by Boulder Boulder wrote:

Hmm time to invite the master translator Bushpig to slow roast this weanie whacker
  We are waitingBig smile
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Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

OK, Screaming Reels made the tragic mistake of suggesting someone else (not a bad suggestion either and he's lined up for the next one). So here you go .... Screaming Reels:

Screaming Reels

Hi SR it must be pleasure to be interviewed by me. Only been a member for 7 months so it is a bit of a honor. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry to be the chosen 1. I hear you change these things around just as well I’m thick skinned.(not really Smudge, I hear you like boys, lucky i have thick skin)

Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don’t know (I promise I wont tell…).

 100% Pom and proud of it ( I like to whine for the sake of it)

In 2003 I did not like Mark Skaife well still don’t actually, so helped my son smugglehis left rear racing rim and tyre out of his pit  Shocked Shocked( Im a thief and proud. My ancestors were sent to australia)

Back when I was at High school many many years ago i had a lunchtime detention for having too long hair (under no circumstances was i getting it cut). So to get out of detention I set off the schools fire alarms, it worked. But next day not sure how they knew I done it and ended up with a month after school detention instead. Cry(Im a wannabe westie who underestimates the power of teachers)

Has a  ******* ****** ******** into the *******  WinkWink feel free to fill in the gaps… (I was dropped on my head as a kid and still cant spell)

Deliberately burns cooking dinner so not allowed into the kitchen again. Folds the washing wrong so do not have that job to do also. Put the wife’s best blouse in tumble dryer and shrunk it  so not allowed to do that. Yes there is a pattern here stuff up the chores wife gets ****ty and never have to do it again. Only job i got left is to mow the lawns and I working on that. ( I think my wife is a sucker but unbeknownst to me she is rooting the mailman)

Ford or Holden? I am 100% loyal to the mighty HOLDEN. About 6 years ago i actually worked for Ford Embarrassed now when Bathurst came around i got out my HOLDEN flags climbed on top of the building and proudly hung the flag also put 1 across the new Falcon in the showroom. Come Monday my ass was hauled into head office given a written warning and i lost my bonus that week. (What can i say, I was dropped on my head as a baby. I drive a hillman avenger)

League/Rugby/Soccer? Use to be a staunch league supporter but aint watched a game in about 2 years. Soccer is for poofs. Only ever been to 1 rugby game so don’t like that either. NETBALL i follow got to love those short outfits Wink ( I have no sporting ability whatsoever. I know soccer is for poofs because once behind the bike shed, well you get the picture)

What’s been your best fishing.net moment? Working out how to post a photo. ( Smudge sending me a pic of him in a speedo)

What was your worst fishing.net moment? Finding out Tiny had passed away. Me and Tiny went to school together went we was not wagging to go fishing.

Getting banned for 1 week by Uncle for telling him he power hungry LOL ( I know he is but just neeed to figure out how to tell him nicely)

Bait/Softies/Mechanical Jigging/Slow jigs? Never tried jigging aint got the gear for it. Although after reading some reports on here i would like to give it ago. Most of you will know i have tried to soft bait for years without catching 1 fish until a few months ago, now i am hooked on it i still use bait but Softies is the future for me. (I know next to nothing about fishing and prefer to watch mens netball)

 Just a friendly reminder here SR if you don’t answer to my satisfaction I could ban you for life.

Mercury/E-Tec/Honda/Suzuki/ Yamaha? Suzuki is what powers my rig.

2 stroke or 4? 2 stroke ( Im a quick finisher, what can i say)

Viagra or Cialis? I might be just over 40 but i dont need that **** just yet. (I have no use for it as i told you, my wife is rooting the mailman)

 What is your best fishing experience so far? Getting my 3 boys into fishing.1 of them loves fishing from the boat the other 2 actually love landbased i don’t care it gives them a outlet away from the hustle and bustle of the city. (Catching a fish on a softbait whilst picturing boulder in his crocs and a mankini)

 What is your ultimate fishing goal? Well i guess most people would say to catch a Marlin but mine is to get a 30lb Snapper i have come close (28 lb) but not there yet. Then might worry about a Marlin. (I have no ambition of catching a gamefish. i will leave that to the elite of this website such as Boulder, Bushpig, Kezza and other such celebrities)

 If you could only ever fish for one type of fish ever again what would it be? That is a good question to be honest i do not really know. ( It would have to be the gurnard, as my hero smudge is a guru of that sport. I only hop to reach such lofty heights)

 We all have fish we don’t like to catch, which one is your bogey? I hate friggin eels so when i catch the horrible slimy bloody things i just cut the line so do not have to touch it. (I cant catch much else)

 Tell me SR, of all the moderators on this site who is the best? You are smudge by a long long way…..( Uncle, he is power hungry, but his osama beard looks spectacular. Boulder also cuts a dashing figure in his crocs and mankini. Unfortunately smudge you come a long last behind Falco)

 Name three other websites you regularly visit. My bank to see what my wife has bought. Rise Of Tyrants an online game. The Herald cause it’s free. ( surely you jest smudge? You know i couldnt post what i actually visit. isnt beastiality illegal in NZ?)

Cows/sheep/goats/alpacas/gerbils? None. (Really? And you live in Pukekohe??).(I once starred in a movie called down on the farm)

 Why? I aint Australian LOL (but my ancestors were sent there for molesting goats)

What is the silliest thing you have ever done in a boat or while fishing? Caught an Octopus once and the bloody thing wrapped itself around my leg. Now no matter what i did i could not remove the bloody thing so i got out the knife and was hacking at it to remove it. Well i kinda forgot where it was until i stabbed myself and ended up needing 5 stitches. ( again I was dropped on my head as a baby)

When was 18 or 19 had a motorbike was perfect weather so hooked up my 1 peace surfcaster and headed to Orere Pont for some fishing (rod longer than bike). At Orere Point first cast stuffed it right up and ended up with bloody hooked embed into 1 of  my fingers. Could not remove so had to head for medical attention. On the way to the hospital to remove hook had a crash broke my left arm and right hand collar bone. NOTE: Do not ride a motorbike with a surfcaster as is quite tricky. ( I still need trainer wheels)

What is the silliest thing you’ve done while not on a boat or while fishing? Was about 18 years old and my mate said come up to Orewa for New Years eve party for some reason i was car less that night so kinda borrowed the old mans car while he asleep. Got to Orewa could not find my mate so drove home after a few cold ones but crashed the car into the house and woke them up. ( Im still grounded)

Your favourite song is? Woman by John Lennon was our Wedding  dance song. (wife watching me write this no choice). Fair enough SR – there had to be some reason for that ( its really achey breaky heart by billy ray cyrus but the wife is watching)

What three things do you really hate?  Onions Tomatoes Beans ok most veges (mum tormented me as a child with brussel sprouts, hence my hatred for veges. I much prefer pies and chips. Also us poms have no idea what is good for us)

2 The big fella upstairs as weather perfect all week and come a weekend the wind starts blowing only to come right 8am on a Monday (I have sinned a lot in my life and am now being punished for all those lonely nights with mrs palmer)

3 Rap and Hip Hop music  ( At last we agree on something)

Best movie of all time? Life of Brian (Monty Python). ( I had to chose a british film cause im proud of it. Also my lack of intellect doesnt allow me to chose a movie which might test my thinking. i would rather watch a bunch of old men)

There you go SR nothing bad enough in there to get banned although I did consider it nah Just Kidding you … but be warned my friend, I’m now going to throw you to the wolves and they are merciless!

 No we aren't smudge my learned friend.


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Clap Very good translation been waiting for it. I am pleased you did not translate my referal to finding out about my mate Tinys passing.
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Good sport ty SR, Tiny has too much respect round these parts for anyone to do that.Thumbs Up
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Yeah sorry, i only saw this the other day. Still waiting for the masters but I thought i'd give it a go.
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[QUOTE=biggear]Yeah sorry, i only saw this the other day. Still waiting for the masters but I thought i'd give it a go.[/QUOTE]
 
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Yeah sorry, i only saw this the other day. Im Still waiting for my wife to come home because I can't cook and i had nothin beta to doWink
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