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CDs are just like LPs except that they are new and smaller.
Most of your Abba and Clif Richard LPs can probably be obtained on CD.

speaking of which...anyone got an adress for an online music store in the UK?
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LOL........too quick for me Baz
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first of all, cd's or lp's they are both albums. pet peeve!

ok, secondly, and maybe more importantly, to bazza: fish scales and glittery confetti work better as fish attractant then crushed up rick whats his name cd's. so you might as well leave em at home!

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The interview and translation had me in stitcher's.  Amazing what you find on this site snooping through old posts.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
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Glad you bumped that Rock Fish. Havent read that in a long long time. Some cheeky punts around here, but made for a funny read. 
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good read thatThumbs%20Up
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When's the next one Smudge?
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Yeah been through all the ones already done, and the translations are funny as hell.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
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I beeter do one then, got a candidate in mind.
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How bout the newest acquisition to the forum team JK?
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
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Ode too Bushpig


There was a bloke named Bushy,

Rubbish was his game.

His friends called him Swine, and Porky,

And other 4 letter names.

 

He once fluked a couple of Marlin,

And thought he was the sh.it.

Not realizing he would never be it,

Till he got rid of his saggy tits.

 

He liked to show affection,

By abusing all of his friends.

Unable to admit he wanted to hug them,

Nor that he liked looking at other men’s rear ends.

 

He’s possibly not a bad bloke,

Underneath his menacing demeanor

He’d be a truly top bloke,

If he accepted having a small wiener.

 

He’s got to sell his boat,

He’s a wedding to pay for you see.

Don’t fret about it tho Bushie,

You can come out with Bender and me

 

                                       Phats

                                       2006
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Ode too Bushpig "The Latter years"

 

There was a bloke named Bushpig,

Chasing Marlin was his Game.
Its been a few seasons since he got one,
Now that friends is just such a shame.

 

There’s been just one or two issues,
Very minor you underconstumble.
Like the twice no go starter motor,

And the way that the crew they did grumble.

 

“Stand in the Cnr “….. “No Back up you Git”

This was the fish that was hooked but then lost.

Silence after the shouting …..

Its gone you ****, we paid the cost.

 

And what of the lost Jigged up Kingie ?

Reports of “don’t trace it ! “,  High stick, a tip wrap

Imagine the look of horror

When the Jig rod simply went SNAP

 

So theres been the odd hickup since last time,

He got Married along the way.

But those of who know him best,

Suspect that was just too hide he’s still gay.

 

Phats

                                       2008

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Nice Phats I can relate to much of that.
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