sorry to do this to ya brov but you was embarressed to say the least and i do beleive there was crappys in yer nappys! to anyone that is likeley to be in a "raft up" situation with this man you may want to consider being the one to approach rather that the one in the firing line!especially if you got a glass boat!
anyway heres the scene...we were safely snuggled up along side a 42 ft tin charter vessel from tirua ,"the innkeeper" waiting for the rugby in the glassy waters of the tranquil fitsroy harbour ,fenders over the side ready for the "white squall"to tie along side .well along comes ol billyboy at a great "squall"of knots on a rather precarious angle and were thinkin ooh that anchor on the bow looks rather like the front end of a stock car comin straight at us
no worries billys an experienced boatman hes just made it to the barrier on his own in 40 knots of wind against tide he,ll have a plan.
anyway last second the westcoaster swerves to the left but the revs didnt slow ,they increased worse still it wasnt in a reverse gear either.we reached out to grab the bowrails and try and fend the 3 tonne monster away from the side window of me senator and i had visions of glass breaking but luckily the extra weight of the wongnozzle on the staqrboard side of the squall had lowered the said anchor enuf to avoid the window but then was the signwriting CRuNCH,
SCRAPE
KAPOW whew the windows ok "you right there bill?""oh
phuk
sorry
bro ,missed reverse ."then he backs off for another go! "here catch this rope and we,ll pull you in"ya blooody muppet!
final damage ...well all good for the reputation of senator just a cuple of "nicks"and scrapes and a bit of a scratch no dents no cracks in alloy or window and the signwritings untouched !dont worry bill the bills in the mail!nah just kidding it matches a cuple of nicks in the other side where ive bumped off oyster laden pylons at the hokianga jetty! go the demolition man!