Pirate Ship for sale - complete with plank

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    Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 2:18pm
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Ahoy me hearties, what ye have ‘ere is a once in a lifetime, opportunity for ye to transform from a tired ole landlubber to a genuine bonafide seadog

 

Who wouldn’t want to sail the seven seas in this beauty – the wenches will be swoonin’ into yer arms/hook.

 

 ‘Ere are some of ‘er finest features:

•  A fine quality plank for all yerwalkin’ needs, made of sturdy pine to take even yer largest traitor
•  A poop deck,  the likes of which ye’ll never see of yer poxy current jollyboat
•  Large and roomy Bilge,  Orlop and Spankers, as ye would expect on a ship as mighty as this here fine specimen
  A quality top notch Crows Nest, for scoping all yer pillaging and mutiny needs
  A comfortable 5 star mess, perfect for storing all yer loot, and mixin yer favourite Cap’n Morgan and Coke
  Fast, light and maneuverable to catch-up with yer target as soon as possible
•  Plenty of room in the quarters for all yer crews needs – from yer Quartermaster to  the lowest of yer swabbies

 

This ‘ere beauty is only fer sale to the most swashbuckling of pirates, and if ye offer me anything less than 100 Gold Doubloons then ye’ll get to test out the plank for yerself.

 

- The Captain



Just 'like' me post and yer in my draw to win a fishin' trip with me & Damo.

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I have no gold to give, but wouldn't mind sharing a 'Cap’n Morgan and Coke' with ya on this beaut!
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Arrrrggh Northreefer  - I can see with me one good eye that ye've liked me post so at least yer in the draw to come fishin' with me and Damo and a few raggedy pirates and buxom wenches. Best of Pilagers luck to ye and ye never know, you could just be a winnarrgggh!
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30 days before thee mast with lashings of rum and whippings for thee powder monkeys
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arrrrrrhhhhhhhh me hearties, I fine looking ship it be......... but where r the game poles
 
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"Where BE the game poles, Arrrg!" I think you will find you meant....😄

....or, or.... "Avast there Ye lubber, where be the game poles, Arrrg!" May be even better.
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certainly made my friday morning a good start reading all this hahaha
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I don't even know what ya selling but strangely I wanna buy it!
Should have tried that a bit more pirateeeeey arhgggg
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